grinding their axes and sharpening their pencils

Pretending or appearing to be busy while doing nothing.

The inability to accomplish a task due to laziness, incompetence, political posturing, lack of ability, stubbornness or other reason that has no relation to the problem at hand.

Worthless posturing, yelling and fighting among politicians that comes to nothing when they are done.

Congress spend 8 months grinding their axes and sharpening their pencils and were only able to reduce the national debt by $10.

by JavaJaneOhio January 6, 2012

Pennsylvania Pencil Pusher

The act of shoving a freshly sharpened pencil into the penis, Then fucking a woman in the ass.

Hunter just gave Clayton a mean Pennsylvania Pencil Pusher.

by Tiptickler95 October 6, 2011

penile

when your pecker gets whacked with a ruler

that form of punishment is rather penile.

by amboj December 28, 2003

penile exposure

Indesent Exposure Of The Penile Organ.

Jim left his fly down, which caused for penile exposure at the buiness meeting.

by Seth Robinson February 13, 2005

Pencil Drumming

The act of pretending to be drummer by tapping 2 pencils on a desk or other hard surface, usually much to the annoyance to those around said pecil drummer.

Look at that guy over there pencil drumming, it annoys me so much. See also Air Drumming and Air Guitar.

by Zero Legends December 24, 2009

Pencil Penis

Ultra thin penis. Very long with sharp edge. But so then that if you bend it enough it will break.

Girl: how's your penis?
Joe: I have a pencil penis!
Girl: screw me now

by Mat rob November 25, 2016

green pencil

a green pencil is a school name for weed when someone at school ask you for a green pencil that means they want some weed

"hey give me a green pencil"

"do you want a 5 dollar or a 10 dollar green pencil"

by skaterj666 July 4, 2009