Parental tourette's

During a phonecall, or even a face to face conversation, a parent will randomly blurt out remonstrations to children in the background without warning or explanation.
It's easier to think of these as a disability affecting the group of people known as parents.
It afflicts men and women equally.

"...and I was telling Cindy that there was no way she would find a dress in that size but would she PUT YOUR BROTHER DOWN RIGHT NOW!! He's not a toy.
I'm so sorry about my parental tourette's there. Where was I? Right, so Cindy is a size 8 and..."

by Stogi March 8, 2021

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the devils, or the angels based on your personality. They are the people who created you by doing *the dirty*. They built a roof on top of your head. They feed you unless you're a baby. OR they ( fed ) you. They made you *exist*. You grew up with them UNLESS your Dad went to get the milk, OR both of them died or one of them did. They pay rent, build a roof on top of your head, They work hard, They cook, they clean, they work in their jobs unless they don't have jobs , they probably work hard to raise you every day. Some kids treat their Parents like crap, spoiled brats HAHAHA If YOU are a spoiled brat, go hug your Mom or Dad, she took care you. She worked hard for you. She bought you all that stuff you have. if ANY of you are spoiled brats, HUG YOUR MOM OR DAD. THEY WORKED HARD FOR YOU, WHAT IF THEY ARE DEPRESSED? HOW WOULD YOU FEEL? HUH?

Me: I love my parents!
Someone: I don't have them.
Friend: I hate mine!

by parents... January 28, 2021

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The pain, death,
Sadness, depression, and anxiety bringer after you gay a 78 in math class

“My parents beat me because I got an A not an A+

by Acethewolf77 gd April 25, 2021

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Prentash

An all-around great guy. Prentash excels at making people laugh and getting work done. Always down for a pint of beer and a good time, he’s the life of the party. People enjoy having him around and notice when he’s missing. He swears too much, often when discussing a topic he’s passionate about. When times get tough, he’s the guy you can always rely on.

Order Prentash a beer, he always wants one, make it two actually.

by _the_G June 3, 2021

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