Ridiculously large breasts on a girl with an extremely small waist. See also clown shoes or clown foot.
by Enrique Rodriguez March 26, 2008
Popular style of women's clothing where a large piece of fabric drapes over or just below a woman's chest. The result looks very similar to something you'd find a pregnant woman wearing because of its formless draping nature, though women who wear this style usually aren't pregnant. Coined by popular satirist Maddox, and referenced in the videogame GTA IV.
"They're called tit curtains because they look like curtains draped over your tits. You might as well be wearing a burka. It's one giant formless piece of cloth draped around your waist. There's a reason pregnant women wear clothes like this, and it's because it usually looks good on them in lieu of a beekeeper outfit." -Maddox
by J Drake May 21, 2008
A pair of breasts that are the perfect combination of bulbous and pointy. On bulbous breasts, the nipples/aereolae often don't appear prominent, laying relatively concentric on the roundness of the breast. On pointy breasts, the nipples/aereolae are prominent to an extreme such that the breasts appear cone-like. Torpedo tits, however, combine these two types; being very full with nipples/aereolae that jut forward with a parabolic curvature, in an inviting fashion, akin to the rounded point of the nose of a submarine torpedo. Most people find them to be the most attractive of all tits.
by BCDixon71 July 18, 2021
The act of being hypnotized by seeing a nice set of tits. When someone is tit-matized he forgets about everything else that might be going on around him. This is a fairly common occurrence that happens daily with most men and lesbians.
Every time I see Dolly Partons nice big breasts I get Tit-matized, and can only imagine what all that sweater meat must taste like.
by pubey March 27, 2008
Expression used when girls posting online try to gain more attention by stating the fact that they are girls even if it has no relevance to the matter at hand.
Tits or GTFO is used in a way to say; If you are going to use your gender to gain further attention on a board or comment section of a predominantly male user base, you are basically saying "I have tits, give me more attention". Therefore you might as well go all out and show your fucking tits or get the fuck out.
Tits or GTFO is used in a way to say; If you are going to use your gender to gain further attention on a board or comment section of a predominantly male user base, you are basically saying "I have tits, give me more attention". Therefore you might as well go all out and show your fucking tits or get the fuck out.
Girl: Hey guys, female poster here. How do you like this video/game/whatever?
Unfazed commenter: Tits or GTFO
Unfazed commenter: Tits or GTFO
by Krello November 21, 2015
Person 1: "We won the rollerderby bout!"
Person 2 or more: (release of victory tits ensues amoung group or an individual in agreeance)
Brandy Chastain's World Soccer Cup win cause her to rip her shirt off to celebrate with Victory Tits.
Person 2 or more: (release of victory tits ensues amoung group or an individual in agreeance)
Brandy Chastain's World Soccer Cup win cause her to rip her shirt off to celebrate with Victory Tits.
by kikikonkussion February 04, 2010
by Grigs January 21, 2012