Beers Deep

When you drink so many beers that you are willing to have sex with girls that you wouldn't touch while sober.

Chris got beers deep last night and hooked up with that fat girl from wal-mart.

by Whiskeys June 28, 2015

Beer Oopsie

when you have too much to drink and you go out with an ugly or incredibly feminine man (getting an instaboner in this situation would be advised against)

I had the worst beer oopsie of my life last night she had a penis

by Zmoney December 7, 2005

Beer Gnome

Someone that steals your beer and gets drunk without paying a dime

Guy 1: Wheres all my beer!
Guy 2: Looks like the beer gnome struck again!

by Mogli333 June 24, 2011

Up the Beers

A shout-out for everyone to drink one's beer; to turn's one's beer up(side down) as in chugging. Similar to the shout-out 'Cheers' but with more implied emphasis on chugging one's beer.

A modulation of 'bottoms up'.

"Up the Beers!" <everyone proceeds to toss their beers back in such as fury as to have them upside down; as to chug.>

by p4ttythep3rf3ct August 24, 2011

Table Beers

Abandoned or unattended moderately consumed beers sitting on a table in a pub that one consumes to makes for a cheap night out, though usually results in herpies or the odd roofie. There is a fabled fraternity that lives by this...

One could even gather a few table beers and pour into one glass for a more rich and full filling taste..
Goes very well with the shoey.

“Hey cunt your shout!”
“I’m broke...table beers?”
“Fuck oath! “

by AlcoholFueledBrewtality August 10, 2018

Beer exchange

When you bring your shitty beer to a party and drink someone else's good beer.

Julie: Thanks for the cooler of Meister Brau.

Joe: I'll have another Sam Ultra premium Summer Festabrew.

Moe: I thought you brought the cooler of Meister Brau toxic 12s.

Joe: I did, but I'm taking part in the beer exchange program.

by Bigmoe July 23, 2013

homeless beer

Beer of poor quality that is cheap and usually sold for $1 even cash no tax at downtown walk up "stores". Can including up to generic awful american light beers like light ales lagers and pilsners like Budweiser, while dipping as low as keystone, natural ice, etc. And of course the epic all time low, steel reserve.

Hey do you want like a six pack of something good, or just like a 30 rack of some homeless beers?

by a clever ud user May 7, 2016