burnt offerings

This is what happens when someone hands you a bowl that had weed in it but is now cooked or wasted or all gone, finished.

I must have gotten at least five hits off that bowl before it tuned to burnt offerings.

by shomesomethin July 13, 2010

No Offence

No offence is said when you say something that is offensive, so you say 'no offence'.

You are really ugly, no offence.

by sirenabacklove October 10, 2017

offense

it is the opposite of no-offense, say it when you are meaning to offend or annyoy someone.

guy: hey man your sister is a bit of a slut...offense!

man: ouch guy..that offended me!

by misnon122 December 19, 2009

wet offensive

a wet offensive is when a person, usual male puts up a front of kindness in order to get in a females pants. once he has accomplished his mission he then treats the female like shit and makes her usual cry.

DUDE did you see Wagz at the party? Yeah man he was putting up a great wet offensive to that girl! Hes gettin some tonight! peacock!

by ericthehurdler May 16, 2010

Offented

When your tall mate calls you short cause you are.

Ruby: your short
Cerys: I’m offented

by Offented June 20, 2019

nob offender

Another ridiculous creation from The Rogue. Can be used for both sexes, and is usually taken to mean a cocktease

"I wasted half the night talking to that Nob Offender, only to find out she has a boyfriend, mate"

by sptk December 1, 2007

cluster offender

A cluster offender is a person who has an incredible ability to offend a large mass of people at the same time usually without any knowledge of what they're doing.

This can often be observed at important gatherings such as parties, weddings and funerals.

(At a wedding)
You: Unless a woman carries my bag for me then she won't be compliant and therefore wont suck my cock
Sally: You're an ass
Pauline: Oh my god you're a cluster offender, we're leaving

by eneville August 5, 2010