Tommy Maddox Offense

1.(n) When a quarterback is so inept at throwing the football, every down is guaranteed to be a running play. Named after former Pittsburgh Steelers quarterback Tommy Maddox, when he filled in for the starting quarterback during the 2005 season. His run-heavy/no-pass play calling was mercilessly mocked by play-by-play announcers.

2.(n) To only run the football. No forward passes, screens, or QB Option (with the intent of passing). Only hand-offs, pitches, bootlegs, or any other designed rushing play qualifies for this designation.

1. An angry Pittsburgh fan has immortalized Tommy Maddox's massive failure by attributing no-pass play-calling to his name: The Tommy Maddox Offense.

2. My brother was trying to get the game record rushing yards achievement in Madden, so he entered the Tommy Maddox Offense.

by John A. H. III January 11, 2009

Secretary of Offense

Position that would replace Secretary of Defense were Jesse Ventura to be President.

Jesse Ventura: I'm not going to have no wimpy Secretary of Defense. *I'm* going to have a Secretary of Offense, in the Department of Kicking Butt.

by rustyshackleford January 4, 2008

x offender

person who commits a sexual offense.
also, a great blondie song.

you did your own mother.. you x offender, you!

by Emily August 19, 2004

Offensive Joke

Offensive jokes are Jokes that may offend someone, but you know its funny.

Example of Offensive Joke:
Guy: i got punched today because my name is Mark
Guy 2: tha- thats going to leave a Mark

by ItalianVapi April 13, 2019

Oofed

Annoyed or salty

Dude 1: why you oofed?
Dude 2: my mom made me do chores.
Dude 1: no wonder you're oofed.

by hershismelty June 28, 2018

offduty medic

A slang term for a medic who has gone berzerk on the battlefield.
Usually characterized by:
1. Irrationally charging the enemy
2. Above-average cs skills

* It should be noted that these "offDUty medic"'s will still attempt to help fallen comrades-in-arms by dropping small medkits.

It has been rumoured that during the 2nd World War, a medic took out an entire company of SS with just a Scout and his standard issue side-arm. A scout!!!

by sduck April 20, 2005

offensitive

adj.
Offensive and insensitive combined.

Girl 1:Johnny said i looked like a blueberry in my blue dress last night!
Girl 2: Oh my god! How offensitive of him!

by Tyrannasaurus Sex. May 5, 2009