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Nuke

When an excessive amount of semen is released during ejaculation.
"Hey man, how was your night last night?"
"It was pretty good, but my favorite part was when i nuked all over your mom's face..."

"Man last night i was wanking off, and i nuked so hard my toilet overflowed!
by BallsMan5 March 28, 2012
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Nukes

A type of bomb made with radiation that has the power to put earth into a everlasting winter (necular winter) and destroy humanity.
Trump: Drop the Nukes.
by RadioGum May 22, 2017
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Nuker

Nuker (noun) 1. a person with a tight ass that causes ejaculation. 2. a heat-seeking meat missile, a.k.a. penis.
That was quite a fuck. He's got quite a nuker.
I want to rain destruction on your ass with my nuker.
by The_XY_Guy June 18, 2020
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Hippie-Nuke

n. An atomic device that fails to explode
The Community of Hippies Hugging Trees: You... BASTARD! ::readys Hippie-Nukes::
by Myles May 17, 2004
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nuke

1. a nuclear weapon

2. to destroy someone or something

3. to microwave something
A nuke is most dangerous when an unstable country has it.
by Light Joker October 23, 2006
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Nuketyping

To repediately misspell a word while typing, often causing your self to get extremely frustrated, and end up wanting to nuke your keyboard.
Man, nuketyping is annoying, goddamm you just want to nuke your keyboard.
by yohi December 7, 2009
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nuke-a-meal

Any frozen dinner that requires heating in the microwave.
I'm going to grab a lasagna nuke-a-meal for dinner.
by FrostByte70 October 7, 2010
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