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noodle nipple

extremely long thin nipples, noodle-like
God, they're sticking out like an inch, total noodle nipples

Happy Noodle Boy

A stick figure, drawn by Jhonen Vasquez, who goes off in incoherent rants. He usually gets killed, only to come back to life in the next comic. A precursor to South Park's Kenny?
God... what a horrible little stickman.
Happy Noodle Boy by Anonymous November 8, 2003
A very skinny and lengthy type of person. Has no muscle structure, usually tall and skinny. Very little arms and a very fragile frame
Arjun you need to go to the gym more often your really a noodle these days
Noodle by Joe Smoe2342 October 17, 2009

noodlewhore 

The incel word for an Asian Woman.
What the fuck? That incel called the Asian woman a noodlewhore!
noodlewhore by throwaway21o498 February 17, 2019

Noodle Salad 

When a group of guys put their flaccid dicks in one guys mouth.
Or a delicious salad usually made up of cold noodles, chopped veggies, and dressing.
Greg had noodle salad at his 10th annual college accapella reunion.
Noodle Salad by Bakedcookie420 April 24, 2016

Noodle-whip

The act of slapping a female with your semi-erect penis. Used to refer to a man's desire to get laid (despite his inability to get a full erection) after a long night of drug and/or alcohol use.
Me: "Damnnn, look at that chick; I'm gonna bang the bejesus out of her."

My brother: "Psh, you ain't doin' shit you limp-dick."

Me: "So?! I'll noodle-whip the shit outta that bitch."
Noodle-whip by Limped Ick March 17, 2009