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Nils

Born and raised in IKEA, worships Zlatan, believes French is a primitive language.

A believer of the all mighty Zlatan.
Look at that guy fapping to Zlatan, definitely a Nils.
by Thecreatorgoat February 26, 2017
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nilbog

noun. A readily transparent attempt to conceal, especially of a flaw or fault. Word originates from the movie Troll 2, where a population of goblins attempting to conceal their presence live in a town called "Nilbog"; goblin spelled backward.
He can wear however many of those gurldles as he wants, but it's nothing but a nilbog; he's damn fat.
by mickey345 May 29, 2009
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Nelson

A small boy who is also a player.he can be sweet but he is actually a donkey.he will try to hang out with the popular people just so he can be cool. Treats people like they are a nobody and does care about other people exept him
Girl1:hey i saw a kid hanging out with the popular people and they didn't even know him
Girl2:yeah he is such a nelson
by Stitchlove October 29, 2014
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nilsh

Meaning nipple. The word was created by idiots from Hillcrest Junior High in Edmonton as a way to speak in A sort of code.
"You're an actual nilsh, you sack of potatoes"
by SamuraiPancakes March 11, 2018
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Not enough nelsons

A sweet family, who will always be there for their fans. A family who saved a lot of people.
A family of 19, who made so much people smile and made days better!
by I love the Nelsons December 9, 2020
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Admiral Nelson

The Admiral is a cheap imposter of Captain Morgan. He tries to hide this fact by using a higher naval rank than his more well-known cousin.

The Admiral is actually based on the real life British military hero, Hoartio Nelson. He ironically died in a battle with pirates in Algeria. Perhaps Captain M got the last laugh?
Admiral Nelson's British vessel fired upon that of Captain Morgan. However, he was no match.
by Tit For Twat January 15, 2007
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Nils

Nils is a very special person, with whom you can only fall in love with, once you get to know him.

Although he is very friendly towards everyone, he will show you his big heart and tender side mostly if he really cares about you. Generally he is a very open, empathetic and optimistic person who you can be yourself around and feel comfortable. Not only his beautiful brown eyes and his very athletic body make him so attractive to women, but also his sense of humor, which sometimes is very dark and overall just perfect. Nils is also a very smart and hardworking guy who is extraordinary at his job, but will not brag about how much money he makes. If you spend some time with him, you will notice that he has a kind of golden retriever energy to him, and that he is a very loyal and loving man, who will always try to be there for his loved ones. You’ve already won, if you can count Nils to be (one of) your best friend(s), because he will always cheer you up with his incredibly cute smile that makes you forget about all the bad things in this world. And if you ever need a hug, with Nils by your side you will not be disappointed, because he gives the best cuddles in the universe. When you’ve come to the pleasure of becoming Nils’ girlfriend, he will not only be your best friend but will probably give you the best sex you’ve ever gotten in your whole life as well. His kisses and his cuteness will make your life worth living and you’re gonna wish, he had entered your life even sooner.
I've got a new crush, he's just perfect!

Oh, so it must be a Nils, right?

Yes, his name is Nils
by blipblop17 November 23, 2022
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