neil diamond

A slang name for cocaine done in a conspicuous place. Code word said so that not everyone knows what you are talking about. Usually done off of a CD cover.

Yo Bro...Lets hit up the back room and scope that Neil Diamond you were telling me about

by Deacon Dizzle November 13, 2007

Neil Platinum

When a Neil Diamond song gets stuck in your head and keeps playing a million times. This can happen to any-singer song, in which case, it's called a song stuck blue, also derived from the booming voice.

S: Help! I just can't get Sweet Caroline off my mind.
B: Your last gf?
S: No man, this song by the platinum artist.
B: You mean, Neil?
S: Yeah, the song's gone platinum in my head.
B: I see, Neil platinum! How bout Neil polish - when someone lacks polish?
S: You go define it on Urban Dictionary. I don't want to risk having his million fans destroy all my iTunes.
B: Urban what?
S: Never mind.

by vivauganda January 21, 2011

Neil Daniel

Sweet guy, dresses like a minion for his job, likes chocolate covered raisins, hates driving for ten hours straight, likes doing outdoorsy shit, like kayaking and jumping out of trees. He’s good speller apparently. Doesn’t like wearing shoes outside. Has a fat ass.

Damn look at Neil Daniel

by Princessconsuelobananahammock June 30, 2020

Neil

Rashi’s boyfriend. That’s it.

Girl one: omg who is that
Girl two: Neil

Girl one: ohhhhh rashi’s man

by Pavitha September 17, 2021

Nello Mello

A adjective often used to refer to Alesandro Forcati or his father Antonello

Hi "nello mello" how are you?

by Non cappo September 21, 2021

Neil'd It

The botching of processes, protocols or simple directions; even when designed to be safe against the incompetence or the misuse of even by the stupidest or most careless of users.

The opposite of the popular English idiom "Nailed it!"

"I stripped the screw cause I did righty-loosey instead of righty-tighty." - Neil'er
"You really Neil'd it" - Observer

by Andytoy December 22, 2021

Neil Young

A manchild who removed his songs from Spotify because a podcaster whose political views are different than his was more popular than him.

Neil Young is immature and needs to grow the hell up. Ditto for Joni Mitchell.

by Ubeenbamboozledson May 7, 2022