sucking the mop

Disappointed, let down, feeling cheated. Literally, left with a bad taste in the mouth.

I was looking forward to the party but I was left sucking the mop.

by Telmea Story June 3, 2018

Fernando's Pillow Mop

Literally only a few people in the world will understand this one.

Bro Fernando's pillow mop was so funny

by JacksBigPP November 19, 2021

The Bucket and the Mop

Refers to Travis Netting, the bucket being his absolute dump truck, and the mop being his luscious locks of curly hair.

“He’s got the Bucket and the Mop,

Travis is the WAP.”

by buck3tl0v3r January 13, 2023

pee pee mop bucket

The mop bucket in an Amsterdam peep show.

you fucking pee pee mop bucked sucker!

by kepy seema September 22, 2003

Chrizz mop

An idiot, dolt or stupid fellow. Often a lame mutha fucka, a Danos or Chris

Pick that shit up you fuck'n chrizz mop

by Z February 19, 2005

blood mop

Another term for a tampon

I had to go out and get my old lady a box of blood mops.

by BlackChappy June 9, 2007

jizz mop

A mop used to wipe up the jizz usually left behind in the private booths of an adult theater or strip club.

"If I were you I'd use a jizz mop instead of a jizz rag to clean that load up; I'd want to stay as far away as I could from some dude's nut butter."

by kurtsh September 7, 2008