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Mongook

Definition: A new alternative to address people originiating from Korea or are ethnically connected to Korea.Origin: A statement to annoy Nationalistic and over-patriotic Koreans who refuse to believe that they are related very closely to Mongolians genetically.Derived from the race, Mongolian + Gook, A derogatory term for Koreans.Purpose: To differentiate the derogatory Vietnamese term gooks from Koreans as both of them share the same term. Vietnamese people however, are better known as gooks than Koreans are, hence the new term is given to Koreans than the Vietnamese.
Korean Man: you fucking chink, ya'll got 2 billion people and can't find a decent soccer team?

Chinese Man: At least I'm not a fucking MONGOOK
by Soon Kyu Kwan November 16, 2006
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Mongo

Mongo (MŌÑ-GÔ) - juggernaut-like male distinguished by heavy masculinity, large stomach and hyperactive sexual habits and tendencies. Mongo is considered an alpha male in many cultures. Known to be bullet proof and highly intelligent, Mongo is feared in many countries across the world.

Mongo uses many tools to control those around him and spread fear into the society, with the main being the oversized cauk that he refers to as the Hissing Viper.

Mongo is the only person in human history to have naturally impregnated male testicles.
Person1: Oh no its Mongo. Cover your exit tunnel Dude, because he is going to come right in!!!

Person 2: No I dont want the memory of the Hissing Viper in my bowels!!!

Person1: there will be no memory. Once Mongo is done you will be out cold and shredded.
by Royal_Rake July 16, 2016
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mongolian monkey matinee

A mongolian monkey matinee is the central asian derivation of the european monkey face, an act in which a guy simultaneously wadges and throws a handful of short and curlies in the face of some dirty strumpet.

The mongolian monkey matinee differs by using pre clipped strands of anal beard from the gooch or the chode and is performed first thing in the morning so that the unsuspecting mutter does not get a chance to turn away from the impending anal beard / ball juice double combo.
"Jenny looks so peaceful sleeping. I almost don't want to wake her. But my urge to litter her chops with jizzy gooch hairs is too strong to resist...bam bam, mongolian monkey matinee!"
by BB Smizzle May 19, 2008
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mongole

A very offensive Quebec French term for a person suffering either from fetal alcohol syndrome and downe's syndrome
If someone calls you a mongole, tell them they a Chernobyl bantling
by Sexydimma March 19, 2017
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mongolio

A person with a huge penis with small look alike marbles nuts. In occasions he likes to have sex in public
Girl* you are really mongolio
Boy* i know my penis drags behind me all the time
by big kock May 15, 2013
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fark! she's a looker, i'd best fire up the trans-papal batshit mongo grinder
by rockape November 1, 2003
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Mongoloid

a retated midget that has laserations, big forehead, and slanted eyes...most mongoloids are named Tim and work at the circus. Wears potato sacks as clothes. Loves to say rastafari. They hide under cars or beds.
If you see a mongoloid kick it in the fucking face.
by Eli R. May 20, 2008
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