mom

apparently has sex with everyone you ever talked to

person 1: doin your mom!
person 2: dangit not again!

mom by vehicular manslaughter July 21, 2022

Mom

Kirumi tojo is the definition of mom. The mose responsible and caring person whilst dealing with everybody else’s bullshit

Kokichi: have a nice trip! see you next fall mom!
Shuichi: kokichi shut up tojo was just executed, you clown.

Mom by Taken as a joke July 31, 2022

Mom

Decides on your future

Mom: you cant pregnant that baby will ruin your life

daughter: I'm. Not get abortion
Dad listen to your mother he screams from the other room

Mom by the brogue August 7, 2022

Mom

Moms are "loving" people, but watch out! She might spank you so hard you forget everything. Just don't be a bitch and everything will work out. P.S she is a bitch

That MOM is so good at giving my kids spankings I started paying her to do it!

Mom by moms are awfu... great! August 8, 2022

Mom

Made
Of
Money

(Son):Can I get a $20 Game. (Mom): Well what do you think I am made of money. (Son): Well Isnt That what mom stands for?

Mom by $uicide$avage August 20, 2022

Mom

who I do in the bedroom

I did ur mom

Mom by Fusion Boy23 September 15, 2022

mom

When someone is so hot, attractive and funny

He’s so mom! Omg mom asf. That man is mom.

mom by Sexybek September 29, 2022