Megonkalo

Megonkalo is an ancient alter ego. It founds among Georgian/Qartvelian nobles that have an IQ of more then 500(Users IQ is needed to suppress Megonkalos powers). Using Megonkalo is a lot like a power up that can be used in short bursts, it grans the user Speed,Strength and Intelligence.

U can tell if a noble Georgian/Qartvelian is using the benefits of Megonkalo if he/she starts acting unusual and their voice changes.

Megonkalo's tend to act like kids, they are very nice and hyper active. But they can get EXTREMELY aggressive towards weebs/otakus, "depressed" teenagers and Russian cs:go players, or any other low intellect beings.

Megonkalos are very good at Minecraft.

Megonkalo:*destroys a fucking Nokia 3310*
Someone: Oh shit he fucked that Nokia 3310 up like its nothing, that has to be thanks to a Megonkalo power up.

*Test in School*
Megonkalo: 1. *Did not study for shit*

2. Poweres up

3. Gets the highest score possible +1

*Random female getting beat up 69km away*
Megonkalo: *Dashes at lightning speeds to save her, cuz RESPECT WHAMEN that's what he learned from PewDiePie.

by SkupSkup January 10, 2020

melona boy

A melona boy is someone who is a bright and intelligent person, mainly used for males, and are top of their cohort.

Nathaniel over there is the melona boy of our school.

by eojwnef apsinfw asof a owenf August 10, 2020

melon juice :3

THE BEST YOUTUBE ANIMATOR!!

(Love her, 10/10)
(Also probably pretty)

"hey henry, look at this new animator I found! Her name is Melon Juice :3"

by Angel 👹 May 17, 2021

Melony

Someone who only eats fucking melons

U fucking melony

by Smart kid 2 3 4 LUKE July 31, 2021

droppin melons

To drop melons is a euphemism for smokin some of the ol weed

Person 1: eyyyy boy what up
person 2: gonna drop some melons toniiiight

Mother: dafuq u doin son
Kid: hey mummy, just droppin melons

by kebabmuncher June 23, 2016

when life gives you melons

You might have dyslexia.

When life gives you melons... you might have dyslexia

by Kelseyxwebb October 20, 2020

Melon Head

Of or relating to an unusually large cranium that is in the general shape of the melon family of fruit.

Is that a watermelon or your melon head behind the wheel?

by Will McDunn July 20, 2008