Maple mibble

A delicious snack consumed by only the most important people, usually paired with barbecue

Jenny: “What are we getting for dinner?”
Dad: “Ribs and maple mibbles, does that sound good?
Jenny: “Yes, I love that meal!”

by yourlocalworddealer August 14, 2020

Maple Ridge Syrup

A mixture of poop and vaginal fluid. Usually as an act of unexpected anal after a woman finishes on a mans penis.

Some maple ridge syrup was left on my penis after we had sex.

by Quasij September 6, 2020

manpologetics

Systemic justification for the bad (and even toxic or abusive) behavior of men, often made by incels or pick-me's defending misogyny, patriarchy, etc. Examples include glossing over a sexist remark with "he was just joking," interpreting an inappropriate crude comment as "giving a compliment" rather than sexual harassment; and interrupting constructive discourse on problematic male behavior with pleas of #NotAllMen.

Mikaela really came on strong with the manpologetics over that guy who served a woman he invited over for a dinner date unseasoned ground turkey and broccoli, which is not even a full meal (let alone bland and unappetizing).

by MahaKaruna November 9, 2020

Manpology

Not to be confused with a true apology (acknowledging harm done, taking responsibility, and vowing to do better), a Manpology is a way of pretending to be remorseful once caught at sexual harassment, infidelity, or any number of wrong-doing by males. The elements of a Manpology may include, are not limited to:

"I was just kidding."

"I'm sorry if your feelings are hurt."

"I didn't mean to."

"I would never do such a thing."
"I have daughters of my own."

Governor Cuomo held a press conference to make a public manpology to the six women he sexually harassed while in office

by American Moor March 13, 2021

Maple Leaf Rag Doll

Listening to Scott Joplin's Maple Leaf Rag, two consenting people engage sexually. One throws the other across the room like a rag doll before penetration.

"Do you think Sam is hot?"
"Yeah, I'd let him do anything to me. Even give me the Maple Leaf Rag Doll"

by YesPapa47 April 15, 2021

maplesyrupbottle

a fat bender who likes men and not women, he jerks off homeless men for pennies

ryan: do you want a maplesyrupbottle?

homeless guy: yeah come come

by Kyle cool kid May 30, 2021

MapleMan

MapleMan is slang for a stereotypical Canadian man

Look at that mapleman!

by JustaTruthfullGuy August 5, 2021