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Wan Chai Handshake

When you give handjob in a narrow stinky alleyway after wrapping the schlong in aluminium wrap.
Oh man, last weekend I gave Nicky a wonderful Wan Chai handshake!
by doogalmcd November 24, 2021
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Wan Chai Handshake

A rough handjob given in a dirty alleyway, with the penis wrapped in tin foil wrap, much like a kebab.
For just $150, you can get a quick Wan Chai Handshake behind that kebab shop on Friday nights.
by finnflann November 25, 2021
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Coney Island Handshake

When you take a corndog, cut the wiener out of it, place the breading around an erect penis and proceed to masturbate yourself, or a companion, to climax
I hear Jacina gave Mark a coney island handshake under the bleachers yesterday
by CarnieBob December 16, 2021
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All American Handshake

During intercourse after you have inserted the penis, you insert your hand and grasp the penis and beat yourself off till completion inside of her.
"Yesterday night I was banging this of-age women and I gave her the good Ol' All American Handshake. Roll Tide!"
by TheRealAllAmerican August 16, 2023
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French Handshake

The accidental male to male contact which happens during double penetration
"Dude, what just happened there"
"I don't know man all I know is that we were fucking the shit out of her and we got locked into a French Handshake"
"I'm going to have to scrub my nuts for an hour after you did that bag work on me"
"I'm not worried about that so much as the eye contact...Bro never make eye contact!!!!
by samweis July 9, 2010
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smitty handshake

The act of sticking your hand in your ass crack and shaking some ones hand...
Bruce gave Amanda a Smitty Handshake..and she loved it..
by captnhowdy January 3, 2005
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Russian Handshake

The act of shaking hands as if greeting an individual in which you then whip out a machete with your free hand and lop his gripped hand off at the wrist. You may then do what you wish with the hand.
Dude: Ever hear of a Russian Handshake?
Russian: No.
Dude: Yeah, me neither.
by bearded pirate dancer July 25, 2008
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