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John Madden Theory

Noun; The theory of coming up with countless examples without making it too noticeable in usually a paper or report. Named for the unintentional relevance John Madden uses when spectating football. ² The act of going into another example unintentionally.
The greaks gods of the odyssey were very distinct, You have the four top gods. Poseidon, god of water. He controls the seas and those who rides those seas. The ones who rode these seas and is the most memorable, is Odysseus. Odysseus was a powerful man, coming back from the Trojan war. The Trojan war was a large battle, with the climactic death of achiles...Etc.

² "I just saw my best friend in the park, the park is really nice and beautiful with a lake in the middle, this lake is pretty awesome, ive gone fishing, fishing is pr"- "Dude, stop doing the John Madden theory..."
by Samyouell Fepps May 1, 2011
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Haku Machente

Means, "The Scorpion King has a tiny ding-a-ling!"
by Anonymous August 16, 2003
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mackenzie

Incapable of imperfection. A name used to classify ridiculously good looking individuals. Typically a woman's best lay of her life.
I had sex with a mackenzie...best lay of my life.
by thefacess December 15, 2009
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joel madden

A wholesome non-whoreish singer who can hit the most amazing notes. Has dated Hilary Duff and Nicole Richie, which is stupid, but is nothing serious. Like black but at the same time looks kind and not emo. I think he's great and I don't give a motherfuck what people say.
Woweeeeee did you go to Good Charlotte's concert?JOEL MADDEN!!!
Yeah I fainted
Why?
Cause it was the best night of my life
by ihatemichael December 14, 2007
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Iron Maiden

1:A vary talented metal band.

2:A touture divice with spikes in side a coffen closed slowly to inflict max. pain. After days or hours the victim would die from injeris or suffication.

3:A mutent creature from Resident Evil 4 in wich it grabs Leaon and pulls him towerds it then he is stabed by spikes that comes out of the Iron Maiden`s body. Dose a lage amount of damage.
1:Iron Maiden is the best!

2:The poor man was put in the Iron Maiden.

3:Iron Maiden creep me out.
by =Fox= July 16, 2008
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Benji Madden

The sexiest, best damn guitar player to ever walk this f*ing planet.
Fuck all the adults who think Benji Madden is a bad influence on their kids.
by Benji's Lil Gerl 777 March 26, 2005
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mackenzie w

The most amazingest person in the world apperently though we havent met him our bestie has also our other bestie, but one of the two have a certain..... attraction to this makcenzie, we have concerns that our bestie might be upsested with this person she never puts down her phone... like ever because this mackenzie is the most amazing person apperently if u ever meet him tell him the girls in princeton would like to meet this kid!!!!
mackenzie w , masterious.... should come to princeton so we can meet him =P
by Megan's concerned besties September 15, 2011
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