pig licker

someone who makes sexual advances, performs sexual acts, or in general brown noses a cop in order to get out of something illegal

"Kev turned into a dirty pig licker as soon as that 5-oh turned his lights on."
"Yeah, I think he likes that shit... he started to salivate and everything"

by Germ the Germy Germinator November 19, 2003

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Ass Licker Blues

A person who gets sad because there is no bosses around to kiss their ass.

John: What's wrong with Don today?
Larry: Oh...the bosses are away today...He has the Ass Licker Blues.

by ugfest December 12, 2008

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lickem

lick balls, totally sucks

you like that movie?
lickem

by moosacka May 6, 2003

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An incredibly lame ass hickey where the sender omits important information, such as names, or doesn't spell check the message before sending it. This is such a lame attempt that the "latching on" step of the ass hickey is completely missed, and the recipient only gets licked. While the recipient(s) still feel violated, as they do when receiving a mass hickey, they walk away from the lickey un-marked, but feeling somewhat damp.

Hey Svetlana, did you see Mango's most recent lickey? He totally forgot the last name of a couple of people, and just left a series of dots where their last names should be. I still feel totally spammed by him, but I only have a damp spot where his regular hickeys and swelties would normally be.

by btedstrom August 7, 2007

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girraffe Licker

When a Man Stands And a Woman Masturbates Him From A Kneeling Position. She Then Starts To Lick The Undercarrage Of His Balls. Thus Looking Like a Girraffe Licking For Leaves In A High treetop

"oooH Thats Right Baby Just There, Right There You Girraffe Licker"

by Thugz Cuny March 23, 2009

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