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Reactive laziness

Otherwise known as LAZY fucker Syndrome or RL

When you tell some one that there going out and they bitch and moan till you get them a cab and make sure they dont have to put much effort in.
Reactive laziness examples:

Me - Yo m8 its your turn to cook.
RL - "fuck that i will call a takeaway"

Me - come on its to go to the pub
RL - Aww i cant be arsed lets get a cab
Me - but its only 2 streets away
RL - "SO? if no cab then i aint going"
by Darkhorsevru July 12, 2011
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Lazy Leak

The Lazy Leak is only seen in the morning or night in a guys bathroom. when your to tired to stand at a urinal or a toilet bowl, you can take a Lazy Leak by leaning on the wall and catchin a nap while you piss. simple as that.
guy 1- dude where the hell have you been

guy 2- sorry bro i was takin a wild lazy leak and fell asleep on your wal

guy 1- oh word, how was it

guy 2- nastiest wet dream i ever had
by fxguy June 14, 2011
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lazy far

When something isn't too far away, but far enough to not bother getting when you're being lazy.
person 1) why didn't you just get your towel like everyone else you look like a complete twat

person 2) because the changing rooms were lazy far!
by ShyShatPMSL October 9, 2011
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Lazy Jimmy

I fell pregnant because of a lazy jimmy
by ThisLazyGuy January 18, 2023
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Lazy Churro

When engaging in anal sex (with a latinx for full cultural correlation) but you are to slothfull to trek to the store for lubricant, instead opting to use whatever jelly or pie filling you have available as a substitute.

The mix of improvised lubricant and bodily secretions oozing out of the receptive participant's anus after the act can be said to resemble filling exuding from the end of a churro, giving rise to the name.

For extra style, coat your partner's nipples with cinnamon sugar to lick for an immersive treat during the act.

WARNING: Please make allowances for difference in viscosity between improvised lubricants vs. products formulated for the purpose. The author of this definition takes no responsibility for injuries (be it anatomical, psychological, emotional, or relational) that result from attempting this practice. Incorporate with anilingus at your own risk.
"Yea, Jane finally wanted to try anal last night, but none of us wanted to put clothes back on to go buy lube, so we found a can of apple pie filling and gave her a lazy churro."
by Lazy Churro November 7, 2023
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lazy slug

Someone who isn’t active, doesn’t like to move around, and spends a lot of time on the couch or in bed.
“Man, Adam is a lazy slug.” “Bruh, that’s not cool. Only Sarah can say that.”
by Dangjesus April 14, 2023
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lazy lake

Hey bro what do you think of lazy lake in fortnite?
the bro: I dont really like it much tilted towers was way better.
by dajayboy November 26, 2020
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