Knockerbongled

When you look so fucked up, people think you smoked weed and did booze the night before, and knocked around with multiple women.

“Dude, you look knockerbongled. Did you do booze, weed, and knocked around?”
“Shut the fuck up, I only got 1 hour of sleep last night and I look knockerbongled.”
“It’s true tho”

by totallyrandomdefinitions April 1, 2023

Kloncker

Why’d you actually look this up lmao
But anyways *ahem* Once upon a time there was a lovely princess. But she had an enchantment upon her of a fearful sort which could only be broken by love's first kiss. She was locked away in a castle guarded by a terrible fire-breathing dragon. *ahem* well in short a kloncker is you the utter mug for looking at this!

You absolute kloncker

by Dripstar123 April 9, 2023

Knockers

The 2nd-smallest size of a breast. While not Flat, Knockers are typically the sizes of oranges.

Person 1: Hey, she has nice boobs!
Person 2: Yeah, those are Knockers right there!

by boobaprofessor June 9, 2023

Knockernose

Knockernose is a term that doctors would use for someone who knocked their nose on something

"OUCH! I Bungerbopped My NOSE!!"
"Yes, you have a case of knockernose, mr. jones"
"OMG DOC THIS'LL TAKE FOREVER TO HEAL!!"

by Urban Explains November 17, 2023

Knocker Knockout

When the impact of an udder uppercut is so forceful that it renders her unconscious or disorients her.

Riley was riding McMurray so aggressively that she suffered a knocker knockout as the result of a stiff udder uppercut.

by McMurray515 May 14, 2024

knockers

undercover cops

aye dummy da knockers out

by lordarius June 6, 2024

Knocker

A slightly overweight AET with a curly mullet and an oversized head. Tends to eat chicken. Might be overheard saying “it’s bastard fucking fucked”.

Webbo: what’s for scran knocker.
Knocker: chicken
Webbo: what did you have for lunch knocker?
Knocker: chicken
Webbo: what do you fancy for breakfast knocker
Knocker: chicken

by Knockerlovesatranny November 19, 2025