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Jumbo Shrimp

A classification of a relationship. Something more than friends with benefits but not necessarily exclusive. It's basically being exclusive with one person but you have a built-in 3 strike random hookup policy. It's for those who want to be exclusive but tend to get into trouble...so it doesn't really make sense; like jumbo shrimp.

The target audience is long-distance couples.
"So how long have you guys been dating?"
' - Whoa, dating? No, we're just jumbo shrimping.'
by M.I. Guy February 22, 2010
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Jumbo Popcorn

An extraordinarily difficult sex act which takes place in a movie theatre. The male must purchase a large buttered popcorn, and without his date knowing, rip a hole in the bottom of the bag and insert his penis. During the course of the film, his date will eventually reach in for a handful of kernals and instead be met with his buttery member.
"I took Danielle to see Ghostbusters and got her a Jumbo Popcorn. Let's just say there was a lot of butter by time the credits rolled."
by Royal Cunninglinguist Society February 5, 2009
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Joseph Case Junior High School

I have to say, the vice principal does look like a thumb!
¨Joseph Case Junior High Schools vice principle looks like a thumb!¨
by Thiccc with three cs March 15, 2019
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Mumbo Jumbo

An awesome YouTuber who is famous for creating pointless redstone creations inside Minecraft that are over complicated and usually don’t work. He also plays on the hermitcraft server where he builds farms designed by other people which he never uses, creates massive storage systems that clog up and spoon counters, and names his swords, pickaxes and dogs subscribe and leave a like. None the less I would recommend checking his vids out to see all the other YouTube links of people that are better than him at redstone in the description. If you are planning to build a redstone contraption like mumbos I would just do the complete oppisite of what he does in his video, or check out the comment section to see all the Easyer ways to create it.

If you are seeing this though, don’t be discouraged, I love his vids.
I love watching mumbo jumbo videos.
by Kostas the mumbo fan July 26, 2018
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Century junior high

Century junior high is a school filled with crack heads and thots this shit hole is run by Dr.Horn a very nice man 🤡
Oh you go to century junior high you must be either a crack head or a thot
by Ho ho siwa December 8, 2019
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Rose Hill Junior High

An institution for the criminally insane, pedophiles, necrophiliacs, potheads (in excessive quantity), and Scotty and Nathan.

Built under the pre-ordained basis of a middle school. After the first principal was determined to be ineffective, the district had him assasinated and replaced him with one david Larson. After Larson's succesful 3 year regime, the district unanimously decided to promote him to major general where he currently serves, until 2009, when he was inexplicably shot by his own men. The school was then placed under the tenure and special care of Lucifer, aka Satan. Shortly thereafter, the district realized their utter incompetence and fell into irrevocable anarchy. God Save the Queen.
President Barack Obama: So Scott and Nathan, where did you guys go to Jr. High?

Scott and Nathan: Rose Hill Junior High School sir.

President: How was your experience there?

Scott and Nathan: It was one of rape and anarchy, even a few zombie invasions and molotov cocktail incidents sir.

President: How delightful!
by Inmates_110891_and_030592 October 2, 2010
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juebon

in chile it means dumbass or stupid ass and in mexico it means lazy ass
your a fuckin juebon
"eres un pinche juebon!"
by juebon April 22, 2005
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