Skip to main content
Amazingly sweet, funny, sarcastic, and a total Trekkie. Once you meet her, you will never look back. Perfect girlfriend material, she's got a 'don't take shit from nobody' attitude, and she'll crush you if you hurt her, or anyone she knows. She's hard to come by, and if you're lucky enough to find her, you can sell the rest of your Pokeballs 'cause you just caught the one. She will always be loyal, interesting, and utterly fascinating. In short, do not let her slip away.
Girl 1: Hi!
Guy 1: Hey, what's your name?
Girl 1: I'm Jordan.
Guy 1/Guy 2: DIBS!
Girl 1: Uhh.. what?
Jordan by The One Ring November 5, 2012
Jordan mug front
Get the Jordan mug.
See more merch

Jordan (girl) 

Jordan is a hilarious outgoing girl who will always make you smile. She secretly hides her pain with smiles but humors others with her sarcastic attitude. She has a gorgeous body with curves no one can resist. She is very talented and has an artistic and vocal gift. She enjoys anime and manga. She is an incredible friend and is always there for others. Any guy or girl would be lucky to have her.
"Did you see what Jordan was wearing today? She looks hot!"

"Jordan has such talent!"

"I gotta get me a Jordan!"

Jordan (girl)
Jordan (girl) by Bbygirl90 January 1, 2017
the guy anyone could love in the blink of their eye!! he is finest thing and can easily be wanted for sexul pleasures!!! he is funny sweet nice lovable caring and definately NOT a man whore...
gir 1: hey i saw the hottest guy in spanish class today!!
girl 2: oh thats Jordan you should fuck him!!
girl 1: ok i will and hopefully marry him!!! ;)
jordan by Spanish Chick December 14, 2010

jordanian 

both the men and woman are beautiful people. unlike the lebanise, jordanians are not conceited, yet strut their stuff in a tasteful matter.
men-they do not dwell on their looks and atributes such as their penis because they know how big it is.
woman-they cover their large boobs enough to say they are not slutty and show off their perfect asses just enough.
Diamonds are nice and so are pearls but nothing compares to Jordanian girls.

The Jordanian boy in my class is one hottie!
jordanian by d to the damn fly! January 3, 2005
Long River symbolizing a flow of emotions. It also means growth.
Jordano is used as a name.
jordano by Larx December 29, 2017
A Jordan is a man with a heart of gold. Sometimes with a beard and these eyes that will consume you. He is Very handsome, sweet and loving. Jordan is one of the most talented people you will ever meet and he gives everything he is passionate about his all. Jordan is amazing in the bed, always making sure the female gets off before he does. He will always be there for you if you need him. A Jordan wears his heart on his sleeve and for that he is hurt often. He may seem shy at first but is actually very outgoing and hilarious. He may have made mistakes in his past, but he has used them to grow and learn. I fell in love with a Jordan once and let him get away. If you ever catch a Jordan do not let him go.
Beard tattoos lover
Girl 1: Damn girl, all these Niggas be playin I need a real man.
Girl 2: Sounds like you need a Jordan.
Jordan by Go!Sharks! May 30, 2018

Boy Jordan 

The boy version of Jordan is the guy with blue eyes and dark hair that no one knows a whole lot about. He is an absolutely amazing person that you will miss if he leaves, and that will make a huge mark on your life. If you meet a Jordan that is a boy, don't take him for granted.
"Jordan has been my best friend for years."

"Jordan Who?"

"You know, Boy Jordan, not the Girl Jordan we know."
Boy Jordan by RealShadeSlimy August 26, 2017