Johan

A hipster who loves going down on teachers and drinking coffee

"Hey youre such a Johan""
"Yeah i know, im in love with meinsma's dick"

by DavaiBoi November 30, 2017

Johanne

emo ass sociopath looking ass midget. we cool.

wow look at that johanne

by mattabm December 2, 2017

johanafi

Johanafi is a man that can never be a man because he is too cute to be a man. But he wants others to call him a man. Not a boy. Lol.

Brian is too Johanafi. I can't call him a man because he is too Johanafi. Lol.

by Adamaya December 27, 2017

johan ruiz

Strong fierce Mexican who isn’t affraid to speak his mind and gets all the girls usually has a lot of girl bestfreinds.

Johan Ruiz is a cool cat

by Unknown 123432432 May 5, 2018

Johanna

A girl with some of the biggest boobs you've ever seen. Possibly FFF's

Friend one: wow check out the rack on that girl!
Friend two: I know, she must be a Johanna

by Pick a better snac May 22, 2018

Johanna Wagstaff

Johanna Wagstaff is a weird woman who loves to grind with tectonic plates. You can usually see her in Vancouver trying to create an earth-quake by grinding with the sand causing quicksand.

today I saw on the news that johanna wagstaff had finally caused the mega-thrust earthquake in Vancouver by grinding as hard as she could with the tectonic plates. the reporter asked johanna how it started she said "the connection I feel with the tectonic plates is stronger than extreme weather and climate change #science valentines so I fucked them and fuck all the people who say otherwise because my goal has finally come true". after that she was arrested

by Soggy jane April 16, 2018

Johanne

A special girl that's often very shy but really kind at the same time. Amazing talents such as: Drawing, singing etc.
Johanne has a great personality. She's really caring and is really protective.

Johanne is such a caring person! You should try to get to know her! But be careful.. She's really shy.

by Rdfu February 18, 2018