Jessica Simpson

a stupid blonde bimbo who can't act and for some reason appeals to the majority of the male population even though she's got a big-ass nose.

Jessica Simpson sucks in that lame movie Blonde Ambition.

by cassiebabyy January 13, 2008

jessi

a manly man,very out going, funny. A guy who can fit into any situation from dinner with your parents to a casual lazy day.
The guy you want to hug.
A true mama's boy.

Jesse is hot.

Jessi is my bestie

by mamaboy March 29, 2011

Sarah Jessica Parker

An ugly, useless, odd-eyed, actress, who is terrible at almost everything she does publicly. Her voice and reaction in acting is that of a 5 year old's. Her scream is terrible and very threatening. She is also getting older and older and older every hour of every day. It is believed she gets plastic surgery and Botox behind the eyes of the media.

Sarah Jessica Parker looks like a horse. Her head is shaped like a foot too!

by Raine tones August 17, 2011

Jessie

She ships her friends with too many people

Omg she's such a jessie

by That bowling queen January 27, 2015

Dirty Jessie

When a woman is on her hands and knees, with one guy getting her from behind and 2 guys slapping her in the face with their penis. The guys rotate until she's got all 3 guy's cum on her face.

Me and 2 of my buds gave my wife a Dirty Jessie at the Moscow party last week. Her face was covered!

by Jizza the Nizza May 24, 2019

Jessism

A religion praising it's founder, Jessie

I believe in Jessism because I'm smart.

by Pickchik22 October 16, 2008

Jessica Valenti

Man hater, left wing man hater.

To Jessica Valenti: i.e to hate men.

Registered bigot.

Jessica Valenti has made assumption after assumption that when a woman accuses a man of anything, he must be bad, she must be truthful.

Without the need for evidence.

by Rogerdodgerer October 30, 2011