circles jerk

When you beat off to geometry

Dude, my geometry was so arousing last night that I had a circles jerk.

by Secret Agent: Dog January 24, 2018

John-Jerk

When someone is just being irrationally stubborn for no reason, but they are still adorably lovable.

John was being a John-jerk and insisting he was right (he wasn't), but I just love him too much to take the bait and fight, so I am happy to be the blame-eater.

by JaneGordon.com April 4, 2023

Soap jerking

Using soap in the shower or bath as lube to masturbate with.

My friends dad caught me soap jerking in their shower.

by MA BIGGEST MISTAKE YET December 23, 2016

Kamakazi Jerk

When you start jerking off right after you call your Mom, Dad, Brother, Sister, or Stepsister comes into the room and try to finish.

How did you lose your virginity? I tried to kamakazi jerk and my stepsister came in.

by StarryNick June 26, 2019

Clerp and Jerk

Your significant other is jerkin you off, whilst you are clerpin on those arousing white-painted toes.

The clerp and jerk combo is unmatched.

by Gus Kriegler May 7, 2022

hover jerk

to jerk off while hovering over another person's body.

Go home and hover jerk your roommate Jenn.

by BLegs February 27, 2011

jerk and poop

The art of masturbating while taking a poop. Too do so you must be ready to poop and ejaculate at the said time simultaneously.

I had a nice jerk and poop the other day.

by Juiceton hymen August 15, 2017