I.J.D.F.M.

It.Just.Doesn't.Fucking.Matter.

When yo have absolutely NO time to deal with assholes, you need to cut to the chase. Example; "What did you say jerkoff? I.J.D.F.M. You dick!"

by rubberdog April 28, 2011

P.T.J.D

The feeling of regret or dismay after jacking off to someone or something you are not proud of.

Jamal - “Yo Danny Devito how you feeling?”

Danny- “Sad, just got P.T.J.D from watching nugget porn”

by Jaccauley April 29, 2019

J'd

A street-basketball term used when a player tries his hardest to block a shot but falls short, and eventually hears the "swooosh" of the basketball entering the rim.

Derives from Michael Jordons last name which obviously starts with a J.

When Tyronne tried to gaurd Pookie, he got J'd out his ass.

by Ernz da Worm December 28, 2005

Jdcrys

To Live life to its fullest...

Jdcrys Shinkuu past experiences

by Jdcrys Shinkuu February 17, 2005

j'd

When a male homosexual gags so hard on his partner's penis he vomits all over his partner's privates.

"Oh man, I got seriously j'd out on Bourbon Street last night, I bet he still has little chunks of my vomit still stuck in his pubes."

by illeagle August 3, 2006

JDW

Just Don’t Worry

“-I broke up with my girlfriend :(
- jdw u’ll find a better person”

by Shlaft May 12, 2018

J.D.

Look at other definitions. They basically sum it up. I am a JD, and I am shy until you get to know me. I care about others over me and I want to make others happy.

Kid one: Is that J.D.?
Kid two: Yeah he is so nice to everyone.

by JDG-Condor April 23, 2019