Jared Character

A character that is orange weird and wacky

that guy is such a jared character

by bignbomb74 April 23, 2021

has me jare

Means eat my balls in Romani language

person 1: hey man
person 2: Ooo, has me jare where have you been

by romanojare January 12, 2025

jared gold

a very aggressive very kinky boy that likes to refer to girls as bitches and also loves the word "fuck"

"What did you fucking say?, fucking bitch" - jared gold

by susafet March 09, 2016

jared zoot

An absolute scary monster of a zoot that only the biggest of zoot smokers can smoke

That's a Jared zoot bro, lemme have some tokes I wanna get Bruce lee'd

by Yea mate August 30, 2017

Jared Leto is the best

That Jared Leto is the best actor in the world, as well as the best actor in history.

"Jared Leto is the best"

by DRUGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGS September 11, 2022

jarees

Jarees is a compassionate down to earth man, but he is a player. He plays tf out of every female until he finds the right one. He is the goofiest guy you will ever meet. He’s sweet like candy, and as soft as a teddy bear. Smells good too. Sexy af.

Jarees is the man of the year

by Lucky727 December 18, 2018

Pulling a Jared

When you take too much of a substance you do or don't know the content of and start straight salmon-ing on the floor

Person #1: Yo man I haven't seen Tiffany at school in like 3 days, have you heard from her?
Person #2: Idk man but I heard rumors that she ended up pulling a jared.

by LevMehArone January 26, 2022