Jacob Black

The hot character in the Twilight Saga. Played by Taylor Lautner. He has a very manley, sexy chest. And is a werewolf.

Bex "That boy is so ugly."
Dazz "I know. But the other one is a total Jacob Black. I mean look at his chest!"

by Dazz13 December 6, 2009

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jacobellis

(Verb) To lose in the face of certain victory because you were showing off.

"He could have had a promotion too, but he really jacobellised when his boss caught him bragging about his raise."

by New York Tootie July 31, 2008

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Jacob Sartorius

a stupid 13 year old that is rich because his parents sued a condom factory because the condom didnt work. Nicknamed Jacob Saggytits

Guy1: Have you listened to Jacob Sartorius?
Guy2: Yes, it is horrible.
Guy1: Agreed

by MrDylanyay July 13, 2016

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Quite possibly the hottest scene kids in existence. Married at a young age through facebook, they promptly moved to a beachfront property in California. Pictures of these hot people will automatically make you horny.

Tim: holy shit have you seen those sexy scene kids?

William: Madelyn & Jacob? Hell yes, they are teh shit! They make my pants tighter!

by timothy the terrific May 10, 2009

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jacob sartorius

Acts like he is 16, but really he is a fetus. Thinks he is a "musician" and "songwriter" when all he can come up with in a song is a dirty unwashed sweatshirt.

You are being a big jacob sartorius, chill fam

by okmiscshrews May 20, 2016

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