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kickass human

A person who does epic shit, lives life to the fullest and knows who they are. Doesn't apologize for being true to himself. Knows her purpose.
You have to be a kickass human to want to paragliding off a cliff.
by Spring13 May 24, 2017
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pig human

a person who appears to be related to or part swine. They may have features such as snouts, trotters and are usually obese
person1: damn she ugly
2: probably a pig human
by viniggar February 2, 2019
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The Human Egoverse

The collective universe of human minds and egos globally.
The human egoverse has been magnified and intensified by the internet.
by on May 5, 2022
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human mortar

The act of bending a human over, inserting a funnel in their ass, feeding them laxatives, and letting the shit launch from their sphincter.
The enemy has taken the frontlines! Quickly, prepare the human mortars! They won’t expect such abrasive weaponry.
by Nireves October 23, 2018
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human cake

A delicious cake made by Filthy Frank, Maxmoefoe and iDubbbzTV. It consists of a compendium of bodily fluids, hair and nails of some of YouTube's greatest creators.

The cake has been used as a wedding cake for Filthy Frank and Maxmoefoe's wedding, though much of it has been vomited out by the people who ate it.
The video in which the cake was made and eaten has sadly been removed off of YouTube, but some heroes are reuploading it so y'all can watch it and make one for your annoying friend's birthday party.
Person 1: Have you ever had a human cake?
Person 2: Yeah, it was great!
by Lil' Hutser September 7, 2020
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Human Roomba

When a 40+ year old man walks around nude and unknowingly cleans the floor with his saggy balls (ideally while humming).
Take off your shoes before going into Justin’s house. He’s a human roomba and his floors are spotless.
by An Albino Rhino January 13, 2019
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lesser human

David you fucking lesser human
by the moungrule April 24, 2018
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