by skylar bertenshaw October 25, 2020
Get the Jordan Howardmug. A guy who hate his butt being touched but secretly loves it while talking about far away relationships while his mouth is deformed, he still think he is the shit
by Truth of Howard May 2, 2025
Get the Howardmug. The biggest "catfish" you'll ever meet. He enjoys long walks to living to play PS5 and fights Chabogaboes. Tall, sometimes sweet but a fun guy.
by seeR eseeR November 24, 2021
Get the Howardmug. by Haterade23 July 8, 2021
Get the Howardedmug. A hotly debated subject amongst online height enthusiasts for more than a decade now, Tiny Todd "Tippy Toes" Howard's truthful height has been difficult to precisely ascertain due to the sheer number of Todd Howard's tall tales brought on by his self-evident Napoleon complex deluxe and his manletism-induced proclivity for wearing a wide variety of Todd Howard's high heels in a laughably futile attempt at concealing his eternal status as a diminutively dwarfed runt of a girlishly gnomish sissy manlet boy who would be the belle of the ball in a women's prison. In what is perhaps the most egregiously blatant example of manlet mathematics and guy height in the history of humanity, Tiny Todd "Heckled Homunculus" Howard hilariously had the childish audacity to publicly declare his height to be 6ft2! Clearly this is complete and utter manlet cope because Todd "Stacked Heels" Howard's actual height is 5ft5. The same height as a 13-year-old girl.
Penny: Lol, did you see the photo of Little Napoleon Howard shamefully standing on his tiptoes at the 2015 Fallout 4 launch event? Veronika: Absolutely mortifying! What's Todd Howard's height? Penny: Tiny Todd stands small at 5ft5 - what a petite, little manlet boy he is! Veronika: Just brutal. Short people got no reason. Penny: Hahahahaha!
by ManletDepreciator September 24, 2024
Get the Todd Howard's heightmug. Mandy Howard is literally the best person ever. She is so funny and always sings in FaceTime and yells at you when you don’t sing along. She makes everything so iconic and take the best photos. Mandy always takes other people’s phones and spans them with pics. She is also the QUEEN of birthday videos and makes the other birthday videos literally quake. She also has the best werid duck sound and is the best dancer ever. She makes everything so fun and amazing. If Mandy Howard is your best friend consider your self lucky but also back of my best friend. 💘💘💘💘💘💘💘💘💘💘💘💘
Person 1- Wow Mandy Howard seems really nice and iconic. We should be best friends
Person 2- Sorry you can’t she’s Jane’s best friend.
Person 1- Yeah your right. They are super iconic and savage.
Person 2- Sorry you can’t she’s Jane’s best friend.
Person 1- Yeah your right. They are super iconic and savage.
by yoooooourgirrrrrrrrl March 30, 2019
Get the Mandy Howardmug. by Guntherdaloll December 10, 2019
Get the Howardmug.