halloween

the day that pedophiles get home delivery

KID 1: "Hey lets go to this house"
KID 2: "Nah man that dude's a pedophile. He's always extra weird on halloween."

by gbh97 October 31, 2011

German hello

The act of one male surreptitiously cupping or tickling the testicles of another male when hugging hello, generally without the receiver's prior knowledge.
Also known as the "Deutsch hallo".

"Hallo Heinrich"
"Hallo Jan"
*German hello*
"Oh Jan! You just tickled my balls!"

by guttingfish September 29, 2011

halloween

Halloween was originally a pagan Irish holy festival. When Ireland converted to Roman Catholicism, the Church gave Halloween a Christian connotation.

Halloween is now an excuse for children to dress up and beg for candy!

by Silky Smooth October 28, 2003

Halloween

My favorite holiday. Halloween is when children (and anyone else who can get away with it) get tons of free candy. It's also a very amusing holiday and there a lots of parties that are epic. The end.

Halloween is great.

by HalloweenIsAwesome August 24, 2009

hello fuck me harder

when you say something random when you are fucking someone

" OHHHHHHH DADDDDDDDDDDDDY! HELLO FUCK ME HARDER!" SHE SCREAMED with PLEASURE as her daddy FUCKED her.

by fuck me harder April 23, 2018

Halloween

A holiday in October where men dress up, and women dress down.

Classic Halloween examples include women dressing up like animals, nurses and "bad cops" while men dawn robes of the clergy.

by nethcev! August 24, 2006

Hello Goodnight

being so drunk that you will pass out and not remeber.

Shane: Hello Goodnight
Joe: He must be real f*d up and about to pass out... What a night!!

Hello Goodnight!!! im drunk as hell

by a42bballa September 23, 2009