beer hammer

the errection you get after several drinks (before brewers droop kicks in). Basically a super hard on, the alcohol in your system numbs the nerves in your dick so you last much longer then usual - much to your lady's pleasure.

she: god damn you dont usually stay this long!
he: that'll be the seven pints of stella! beer hammer baby! now get me a keebab.

by tofu gigolo December 13, 2006

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Electric Hammer

When you touch someone or something with your erect penis and it releases static electricity.

I accidentally gave my spouse the electric hammer and now I can only pleasure them after rubbing my stocking feet against a carpeted floor.

by Sharkshooter February 4, 2016

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hammer on

Derived from the guitar technique for moving between notes; to go from one place / task / state to another without a break.

We'll meet at the bar, then probably hammer on to a club.

by BlueJack April 28, 2008

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hafner

They have a incredibly huge penis, Has a great sense of humour and only dates hot chicks Has some fresh af hair and has a friend called dylan

The word hafner is a savage kid who gets all the girls

by YurBrudda January 10, 2018

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Jerk hammer

An asshole who keeps pounding you with useless bullshit. The type of person that is a pest. Societies ingrown toe nail. The idiot you meet at work, on the bus, in line at the supermarket who decides that you need to know everything about them even when you have no desire to.

"That jerk hammer would not shut the fuck up! I didn't even know him and that jerk hammer kept yapping about his sick mother and his noisy neighbors."

by Billy LaPierre December 25, 2006

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