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Hairy Morgan

A traditional greeting method that dates back to Pilgrims. Also used to accentuate a point. Dipping one's taint into another one's unexpected mouth. Performed similarly to a teabag, except all taint. Taintastic.
She couldn't figure out how to change the tire, so I gave her a Hairy Morgan
by Hairy Morgan November 2, 2010
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harfy

n. noun
1. One of several loathsome members of the Obama administration, voracious monsters with the head and trunk of a woman and the tail, wings, and talons of a bird.
2. A predatory person, a Holder, a Sharpton.
3. A shrewish woman, a Hildebeest, a Lerner, a Sibelius.
The White House became the lair of the harfy, a hybrid of the ancient harpy and Marie Harf, known for its harfing.
by Niccolo1512 April 22, 2015
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hairy shit gash

(Noun)

Derogatory term for trans woman vagina.

A surgical vagina made of colon tissue and reconstructed phallus. That has a distinct foul smelling odour. (It can sometimes when the surgery is botched have hair on the inside hence « hairy shit hash »)

This surgery need constant after care such a dilatation to make sure it doesn’t close
Man, I picked up a « girl » from the bar last night and when we got to « her » place she presented me with a smelly, Hairy shit gash
by Dr Verville EM April 8, 2021
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hairy

Synonym for scary, technical, or difficult.
Snowflake: That was a hairy section of single-track!
Jim: I had the lay on the breaks!
by mikwat June 6, 2004
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Hairy Clam

a Small, sometimes large, smooshy opening between a womens thighs. Large helmet wearing snakes sometimes take coverage in these holes.
by Ron J September 29, 2003
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hairy ballsagna

The act of dipping ones testicles into a woman's vagina while she is on her period, and then smearing the blood-covered testicles on her face.
My ex-girlfriend was a filthy whore. She let me give her a hairy ballsagna.
by Mark Snicher April 6, 2005
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Haifa Wehbe

The hottest lebanese woman alive,
she's a singer,has a perfect body,awsome boobs,and extremely sexy eyes.
by dunno666 January 4, 2009
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