Grued

Where you think you won but then lose in a crazy super unexpected way.

OHH MY GOD. You almost won but you got grued by me.

by ROBERTSHMUGGS May 8, 2021

Grate

A great what?

No no no you're fine. You're doing it right. I just illustrating that I too don't always properly frame my point. Not making a moral judgement against anyone really. I'm grateful. I'm genuinely asking the questions in the midst of my existential crisis, you know? I find it hilarious that you say a thing that I said. You're a little more tactful then I am but the point is the same. Seeing the nonsense I shoveled into the collective unconscious being reflected back at me by the media I consume is definitely strange.

by Hym Iam April 4, 2022

Cheese Grater face

An entirely unattractive girl.

"Your really hot, but your friend is a total cheese grater face."

by Sgt. Forge June 2, 2009

Hyper Gluteal Fascial Syndrome

Hyper Gluteal Fascial Syndrome (HGF) is a legitimate medical condition that occurs when the cleft of the buttocks extends high above the waistline. Symptoms include an exposed butt crack and public ridicule.

John has Hyper Gluteal Fascial Syndrome that is why we are forced to look at his ass everytime he bends over

by Poultry Prince April 7, 2019

Liv-Grete

A girl who just can’t live without her music. Often called weird but is really just enjoying life. Will listen to anything you have to say and always helps as much as she can. Unusual name for an unusual girl.

“Have you met that new girl?”
“Yes, her name is Liv-Grete

by Just another Emo August 12, 2019

Grated

When during the act of a blowjob the teeth act upon the phallus in a way similar to that of a cheese grater.

man, lindsay really grated the crap out of me, but when I asked her to use less teeth, she stormed out..

by THEGRATEONE March 28, 2011

glutenous

The fat filthy beast. The intake of slime and lard in ones temple they refer to as a body.

The soiled diapers and glutenous souls...the beasts time nears

by Gonzo Horse March 28, 2013