When someone pulls a ridiculously absurd ponzi scheme that's so absurd it's overlooked as a conspiracy theory.
- Careful buying that used car, my son!, hopefully the used car dealership salesman doesn't try to pull a Mayo Griffin!
If a hedgefund or say, market maker, is looking to make serious returns. They would resort to creating a narrative to not be UNCERTAIN in their position.
The grift.
1. Open a short position on a publicly traded company.
2. Insert your parasites from say a sort of Consulting Group, Boston is a good place to look.
3. Have your parasites harvest the host company and make it hemorrhage from within.
4. Watch as the financials turn to ruin quarter over quarter and your short position grow larger and larger over time.
5. Never close out your short in say, Sears or Blockbuster, after using this very strategy to save money in taxes.
6. Use your short position that you never closed as collateral to continue the scheme rolling onto other companies. (SECURITIES NOT YET PURCHASED) lol
7. Hope to high heaven no activists investors get pissed off with the obvious grift and lack of enforcement since you buy off regulating bodies, or overshadow them.
8. Pay media and talking heads to push your narrative and grift gaslighting the populous and claiming conspiracy if anyone dares protest your seat at the helm.
9. Age like a gallon of Mayo in the hot sun due to stress and... Buy one more day until eventually...
10. Whoops 🦧
If a hedgefund or say, market maker, is looking to make serious returns. They would resort to creating a narrative to not be UNCERTAIN in their position.
The grift.
1. Open a short position on a publicly traded company.
2. Insert your parasites from say a sort of Consulting Group, Boston is a good place to look.
3. Have your parasites harvest the host company and make it hemorrhage from within.
4. Watch as the financials turn to ruin quarter over quarter and your short position grow larger and larger over time.
5. Never close out your short in say, Sears or Blockbuster, after using this very strategy to save money in taxes.
6. Use your short position that you never closed as collateral to continue the scheme rolling onto other companies. (SECURITIES NOT YET PURCHASED) lol
7. Hope to high heaven no activists investors get pissed off with the obvious grift and lack of enforcement since you buy off regulating bodies, or overshadow them.
8. Pay media and talking heads to push your narrative and grift gaslighting the populous and claiming conspiracy if anyone dares protest your seat at the helm.
9. Age like a gallon of Mayo in the hot sun due to stress and... Buy one more day until eventually...
10. Whoops 🦧
by theblackadder March 2, 2023
Get the Mayo Griffinmug. by underscoreboard May 10, 2023
Get the Peter Griffinmug. A funny kid who loves to scare kids. He is nice and has a sister. He will do anything to make you laugh and he doesn’t even have to try very hard.
by XxGorgi_KFC_COD October 19, 2019
Get the Griffinmug. A fuckboy who plays soccer.... he’ll say he likes you but then he’s talking to 5 other girls.. full of himself and has a small dick even though he wouldn’t agree
Don’t be a griffin
by babygirl651178 December 22, 2017
Get the Griffinmug. Griffin can be a complete ass hold but he makes up very clever nicknames. Some examples would be •Sally= Sal Sal •Callie= Cal Cal •Rhylee=Rhy Rhy. He’s a fucking hood rat.
That hood rat griffin.
by Sassy bitch ass June 12, 2018
Get the Griffinmug. Griffin Roth is a very unique, but sigma name. Griffin Roth is sure to be better than name such as Gavin Olsen, Noah Hopper and Tanner Scott.
by GRUDY59 November 25, 2024
Get the Griffin Rothmug.