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Grass Brain

After many years of being a Grass Head, one will shun their friends and family to marry their lawn. A form of insanity that few ever possess. It is a cureable disease that controls your mind and heart.
Mr. Smite is now married to his lawn. Some say he's just a wack job. But we all know he has Grass Brain. Poor guy...
by Spirit Girl September 8, 2010
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Blade Of Grass

The finest natural blade in all 7 continents. Able to cut through material such as paper and leaves. Commonly confused with blades of grass that make up a yard or field.
Person 1: Wow dude is that a Blade Of Grass!

Person 2: Yep, forged by the greatest blacksmith of all time.
Person 1: Who's that?
Person 2: John Stamos.
Person 1: Wow...
by RedPando June 10, 2020
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Grass Stain

1. The level above a pot head or stoner. One who smokes unhuman, almost extraterrestrial amounts of marijuana.

2. A way to explain one's state of mind when extremely high.
1. Yo Fred you're a straight up grass stain.

2. I'm so grass stained right now I feel like I have to mow my hair.
by C-Noe April 8, 2009
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ass is grass

Yes, it does imply the addressee's doom, but for a slightly different etymology, see the quote below:
Sergeant to buck private: "Your ass is grass and I'm the mower."
by Graycard May 12, 2008
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Emo Grass

Grass that literally cuts itself!!!
Han: Hey Paul look your grass cut itself isnt that cool.
Paul: Yeah its called Emo Grass its really cool i wake up and my lawns cut perfect.
by If your alright with it i am October 11, 2011
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cut the grass

An expression used to describe an event that made a large negative impact, with other smaller events often leading up to it.
When she told me I had to wear a woolly hat during sex, it really cut the grass and I told her to fuck off.

They put me on hold for 45 minutes only to tell me I had to contact a different department. That just cut the grass and I decided to change suppliers.
by Shmueliyahu October 15, 2010
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Snake in the grass

by Deep blue 2012 February 6, 2010
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