grape smugglers

An item of male clothing, usually very tight pants, i.e. those worn by rodeo fans; or Speedo trunks, that leave very little to the imagination when it comes to 'the package'.

You need the shield-sized belt buckle to offset the risk of a direct hit when wearing grape smugglers.

by elektronen August 31, 2011

grape salad

When a women shoots grapes out of her asshole and vagina, simultaneously, into a bowl, while shes in a car or airplane.

Gee Sally, that grape salad you did last week was pretty raunchy, i can still smell it in my car!

by Brooke and Jessa Inc June 17, 2008

Grapefruit Technique

Its where you cut a hole in a grapefruit and sell it on EBay for 25$

"The grapefruit technique is amazing!"

by LittleShitIsMyCat November 18, 2018

Grams

Hardcore drugs such as Cocaine or Heroin.
Named for usually being measured in grams.

"That fool got caught dealin'. I mean we're talkin grams."

"Naw I need some serious shit, like some fuckin grams!"

by Professor Ovaheard March 5, 2009

gramps

a man married to granny

wuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuutttt?????????

by helly September 30, 2002

grape

Slang for one's head or skull

"My grape is so big most hat's don't fit me."

by Madamasselle March 2, 2003

grape

foot fetish slang word for a woman's big toe

One of my household duties as resident at Empress Shirley's manor is to worship her bare feet while she is lying down on her oversized double bed which I am privelged to share, and I usually start this task by sucking hard on her grapes before running my tongue on her other toes and down to the soles of her feet.

by TheMocker January 15, 2008