Funny money

Money you pay to yourself, or any other situation where the actual dollar amount is irrelevant

A: I just lost a hundred dollar bet with myself!
B: I thought it was a thousand

A: who cares, it’s all funny money anyway

by Platypus X May 6, 2021

Brugging to the Funny

To beat your dick to porn.

I just got done brugging to the funny and now I feel like shit... fuck my life...

by Deez Nuts on yo chin November 24, 2021

Funny Ham

A term used to describe a person who refers to a piece of ham as “Funny”

Z- “This ham is funny…”

J- “You’re funny ham?”

D- *eats ham* (he’s fat)

by ScaryMonstars March 6, 2023

Be Funny Now

A bug ridden, free to play mobile/“pc” game that died within 3 months after release. Was resurrected for a week when the developer re designed the game to be essentially quiplash 4, but proceeded to die a slow, painful death.

Person 1: Hey, do you play “be funny now?”

Person 2: I used to but there was a bug that kept cutting of my answers and then nobody played anyways. The nail in the coffin was when the daily question broke for like 3 months.

Person 1: Yiakes

by abcdefghijklmoopjj March 16, 2023

Funny monke

1. A classification of a monkey that in any way imaginable causes enjoyment.

2. A particularly silly monkey.

"Haha, funny monke!"

by Cheese Chomper 9000 March 5, 2022

you are funny

ur not actually funny

i think you are funny
p.s. ur not

by hecknaenae May 20, 2017

Funny-mad

When you react to a situation that should piss you off but its your mans so you can't be pissed at him because you love him.

This bitch lucky I wasn't actually mad only funny-mad lol

by ScottishmansisMINE August 2, 2017