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faded, fucked and laughed at

A phrase describing a debilitated person who has essentially ruined their life and relationships, usually via an addiction.
My dad used to lift his beer can high and toast the moment as he chuckled and blithely repeated, “well here I am, faded, fucked and laughed at!”
by Dr Bunnygirl August 6, 2020
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Cluster-fucked

When you go to Miami University (of Ohio not Florida you fucktards) as an honors student, you sign up for a cluster of 2-3 classes in a topic you kinda choose (you make a list of preferences of clusters over the summer and most likely you won't get the one you want and get a crappy one you don't like and half of the original clusters you choose from get ELIMINATED!), then you are cluster-fucked.

Or when your cluster forces you to take a certain route in your academic career to avoid wasting class space in later semesters (even if you end up not liking the cluster classes or topics you are in) you have been CLUSTER-FUCKED.
You're a Math major in a seminar for chemistry majors? Wow, you got cluster-fucked!

I wanted to take physics classes for my major, but because I was cluster-fucked I have to take chemistry classes instead.

I signed up for one cluster, but I got cluster-fucked into another one I don't like.

Miami is cluster-fucking me.
by PRAOCH October 13, 2009
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I fucked your mom

A term boys say when they can't come up with an insult
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taste my lightning, fucker!

1. A very funny battle cry you can say before owning somebody's ass.

It is most notably used by Satan in the film "Tenacious D in The Pick of Destiny".
"This is Sparta!"; "Yippie-kay-yay, motherfucker"; "You are terminated"; "Suck on this"; etc.

guy 1: "Dude, you're mom's a cock juggling thunder cunt!"
Guy 2: "WTF?! Taste my lightning, FUCKER!" *Punch*
by The Desolate One April 18, 2008
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fucked hard

To engage in sexual intercourse, and make her scream, yell, etc while inserting and uninserting your penis into her vagina/anus.
DUde I banged Kayla and she got fucked hard!
by James Dante May 20, 2008
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pumpkin fucker

One who thoroughly enjoys and engages in the activity of fucking pumpkins.
"I just saw Toby carve a hole in that pumpkin and stick his penis inside. What a pumpkin fucker"
by spoonlicker July 31, 2005
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Fuckedupness

1: The perpetual state of bein' straight fucked up. Constantly engaging in, or provoking, socially and morally unacceptable situations. 2: The after effects of ones mental state subsequent to years of copious drug use and alcoholism.
Pip: "Say Charles, wouldn't you agree that the elderly homeless chap in the courtyard exudes quite an agglomeration of fuckedupness?"
Charles: "Yes, quite, a rather whopping agglomeration of fuckedupness indeed."

Shateefa: "I'm tellin' you guwrl, you aint gonna balee dis. Tanisha slept wit her mama new man, AND bof her sistas husbands too!"
Laquisha: "Damn guwrl! Dats some fuckedupness!"
by The Paisley Pistol July 3, 2009
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