place. Gritty town left beside the road on the way to prosperity. Founded in 1892 by independent spirits who were not interested in the progressive ways of the people in Rimbey.
Home of the Fighting Badgers, the tri-province soccer champs three years running (1899,1900 and 1901), and twice voted "Hamlet of the Decade" by a local pamphlet company, Alder Flats is poised to leap into the twentieth century.
Home of the Fighting Badgers, the tri-province soccer champs three years running (1899,1900 and 1901), and twice voted "Hamlet of the Decade" by a local pamphlet company, Alder Flats is poised to leap into the twentieth century.
I had a dream last night. Alder Flats was a rainbow and Rocky Mountain House was a scorpion chasing its tail. Aerosmith music was playing. There were rocks in the road. A lot of rocks.
by gnostic1 July 1, 2012
Get the Alder Flatsmug. blowing your load while you're soft
by shwoogie May 15, 2010
Get the flat stanleymug. by The Return of Light Joker October 1, 2007
Get the flat-outmug. Flat rate is a method of payment used by auto manufactures, dealerships and independent repair facilities whereby every repair has an assigned time value. Better technicians prefer to be paid this way as it rewards experience and speed. Also commonly known as book time.
Wow Pete did I just see you replace that engine in just a few hours? Sure did Joe. I beat the shit out of "Flat Rate" by doing it in 5 hours! My next paycheck is gonna be huge!
by Self made man November 2, 2013
Get the Flat Ratemug. Used as a defense when someone calls you a pedophile for liking "underage" anime girls, or loli. Can also be used when arguing about what breast size is best, uncommon though.
by Lolicon Man February 1, 2018
Get the flat is justicemug. by Antistheoneandonly December 17, 2014
Get the Flat tiremug. by henrysfeelingfine January 5, 2007
Get the flat-headedmug.