Flat ass

Basically a laptop in your girls pants that makes her seem really white

" your girl got a flat ass."
" sometimes I can hit it doe"

by Arwizzle January 31, 2015

flat dub

a plain dub. 1 gram. a dub that has not been hooked up at all. whereas a dub thats been hooked up usually holds 1.2 to 1.4 grams

i dont want a flat dub! hook me up you cheap ass fucker!

by krsnik 05 January 11, 2007

flat tire

a girl's boob that is smaller than the other one

"Do you think Lisa's flat tire is even an a-cup?"

by tracy99887 January 3, 2008

flat-chested

a women without boobs

did you see that flat-chested girl?

by tim March 13, 2003

flat earther

In Indonesia, also used for people from Islam-related organizations (FPI, FUI, PKS) and their followers that is too easy to be fooled, too easy to believe their preacher/ulama. Even though what they say and do violated Islam rules, like rejecting to pray for dead body just because he/she voted for that religion blasphemy accused governor (Ahok) when alive.

In Indonesian, said as "kaum bumi datar". This term also comes from flat earth concept. Their preacher used to talk about flat earth in mosques over and over again before Jakarta governor vote campaign started.

Flat earthers are crazy. I used to think that rejecting dead body (to be managed) is just a joke, now it really happened to an old woman in Jakarta.

by fitsa hats March 29, 2017

flat Earth Idiot

A person who believes the earth is flat but has no idea how the flat earth model works and makes a bad name for other flat earthers.

Tom is such a Flat Earth Idiot. He said the sun gos over then under the earth, where as in fact the sun spirals above the earth

by DoorHandle1234 January 2, 2017

flat joke

lame joke - falls flat and not funny at all.

I'm not very comfortable with Maria; she often make flat jokes and I find it so iritating.

by spiderdian January 9, 2016