February 2

National kiss your crush day

Jack:What’s today?
Kate:February 2nd.Why?
Jack: Oh that reminds me of something.
(Jack kisses Kate)

by Anonymouschildd January 31, 2020

federalicious

1) adhering to federalist opinions with swagger
2) provocative; causing an impulse to take of one's britches
3) pertaining to the first Secretary of the Treasury of the United States

DAMN, that Alexander Hamilton was federalicious.

by bigpointyteeth97 June 5, 2011

Federal Fuckjob

The manipulative shutdown of the Federal government by the Racist in Chief as he attempts another extortion aimed at the American people.

The Don of the United States mafia has lamely and callously crafted this sadly psychopathic Federal Fuckjob.

by Dr Bunnygirl January 8, 2019

February 11

Hug any boy that has “Z” in his name

hey I can’t wait for February 11th

by Some kid on the internet November 21, 2019

February 4th

National slap your girlfriend/boyfriends arse all day whenever you want too

I slapped Megan's ass today since it's February 4th

by Wingwam February 3, 2020

February 30

The day of miracles. Only the coolest people are born on February 30

February 30 is a miracle

by DeviLs brOther June 12, 2021

Forbidden Finger February

Where a female must not finger herself and get an orgasm for the whole month if February

"Did You fail Forbidden Finger February "
"Yeah, I fingered myself all last night."

by The triple letter months boi November 14, 2018