Farmer Senship is a position assumed during sexual intercourse between two men. This position utilizes inanimate objects to the extreme in order to provide a sexual euphoria for one of the two individuals and extreme pain and discomfort for the other. Though the pain is quite real, the arousal factor for the victim exceeds his desire to be the one providing the pain.
Bubba, a cross-dresser convicted of indecent exposure inside of a Kids R' Us, employed the Farmer Senship technique when his new cell-mate, Mark Young, moved in.
by Bubba March 3, 2004
Get the Farmer Senship mug.Television channels you get without a cable or satellite TV subscription. Usually by using rabbit ears. Gets its name from farmers that were either too cheap, or couldn't afford to get cable or satellite. Similar to the word peasantvision
Patrick: "dude, you only have four channels"
Bill: "yea, i don't subscribe, i just get farmervision"
Bill: "yea, i don't subscribe, i just get farmervision"
by blackwaterproof October 12, 2007
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adjective.
To do something in the best way possible
verb
To complete an action in the best way possible
To do something in the best way possible
verb
To complete an action in the best way possible
by lear jet November 8, 2013
Get the fraser mug.A small white trash town filled with wanna be hillbillies and the occasional suburban wanksta.The residents of this and the neighboring town(Germantown)share a school district(Valley View).The residents are mainly low income idiots who like to reproduce and keep the idiocy within the area.You shouldn't go there it is a horrible place to live let alone visit.The appalling reality of their mindless ignorance is saddening.This town makes hopes of an advanced future something hard to grasp.DO NOT approach the locals most of them have loaded shotguns racked up in their four wheel drives.Slicker saucing is a ritual where they abduct you at gunpoint grease your ass and let a mule go at with your rump while they drink corn liquor,listen to Country music, and laugh at your misfortune.
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Get the ass farmer mug.General term used to describe someone who loves to smash a few darts with his mates - with the occasional spot of rum. Sometimes a frasers highly extroverted endeavors can get out of control, leading to the consumption of large quantities of illicit drugs such as marijuana and amphetamines. For this reason frasers are often also described as DFCs. Can also be used as a verb to describe particularly characteristic "fraser performances" - generally involving lewd pursuits of female attention and/or darts/doobies.
Guy 1: "Mate, did you see Nic the other night? He had an absolute fraser!"
Guy 2: "I've never seen someone finish their captain morgan's that quickly!"
Guy 1: "Bloody oath mate."
Guy 2: "I've never seen someone finish their captain morgan's that quickly!"
Guy 1: "Bloody oath mate."
by randomguythree October 14, 2012
Get the Fraser mug.A simple minded individual. The type of person you find yourself latterly dumbing down what you previously said. Woe to one who thinks deeply, as any conversation can become tricky and aggravating.
Potato farmers are sometimes difficult to spot on sight but can be easily identifiable through observation and interaction. They are generally happier people, since everyone else is robbed of their inner peace due to complex thought.
In a gathering of 3 or more potato farmers, what I like to call a Po-tah-to, an interesting effect occurs. Due to a coriolis like effect, conversation typically turns from confusion to concurrence as everyone involved is fishing in the same pond of understanding. This only occurs however as long as all participants are potato farmers.
Potato farmers are sometimes difficult to spot on sight but can be easily identifiable through observation and interaction. They are generally happier people, since everyone else is robbed of their inner peace due to complex thought.
In a gathering of 3 or more potato farmers, what I like to call a Po-tah-to, an interesting effect occurs. Due to a coriolis like effect, conversation typically turns from confusion to concurrence as everyone involved is fishing in the same pond of understanding. This only occurs however as long as all participants are potato farmers.
"How is it that you were able to accidentaly make a fucking kid, but you can never accidentally make a pizza right."
"What do you mean?"....
"Look... If you wern't such a potato farmer, you'd have taken that pizza off the cardboard first."
"What do you mean?"....
"Look... If you wern't such a potato farmer, you'd have taken that pizza off the cardboard first."
by NoHandlebars April 4, 2015
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