facial

(n) a sensual message posted on the wall of another's facebook profile

(v) the act of posting a sensual message on the wall of another's facebook profile

I sent my boyfriend a facial so hot that he ejaculated all over his keyboard.

I don't feel emotionally ready for phone sex with her, I think we'll just facial for a while.

by Daffodil4 November 10, 2007

facial sex

(for any or both genders)

one person to stick their nose in anothers ear which causes nice tingles and sensations.

eg. a facegasm

ohh that boy gives great facial sex !

by apriiL! [united states baby] x June 1, 2009

Facial

When you get excited and but on your girls face and she lets it dry and then peels it off her face then she eats it. Next your pound her pussy until she doesn’t feel her vagina no more

I just gave her a facial

by Iauahdvdbaj May 27, 2018

Facial cancer

Adjective used to descibe a person with a severe case of acne vulgaris.

'I wouldn't go near her mate, you'll get covered in puss. She's got facial cancer for fuck's sake.'

by MaricaL April 15, 2009

Facial Fungus

That horrible stuff that ends up on your face if you don't know how to shave properly, or if you're a mid teen and you decide not to shave for a while, then it grows all blotchy and the ladies WILL laugh at you.

"Look at that kid, he thinks he's cool because he hasn't shaved for a while, but really, he's only ended up with a major facial fungus problem"

"I guess that guy is retarded, as he's in his thirties and still has a facial fungus issue"

by INST$NT CL$SS!C January 20, 2010

Facial

When a female gets on her knees and is like "give me your fucking load" then she sticks her tounge out and the male shoots cum out his hard throbbing cock all over her face man juice everywhere

Male: oh fuuk I'm gonna cum!

Female: (gets on her knees)"yeah give me your fucking load!!" (Sticks her tounge out)

Male: uuuhhghh fuuuck(He cums all on her face)

And that's how I gave my first facial

by Space tent February 16, 2019

Facial Frottage

Rubbing a dick on someone's face. Frottage means sexual rubbing. This is specifically facial sexual rubbing.

While he was giving her facial frottage, Debbie let her BF finally slip it between her lips.

by CrotchGourmet October 9, 2021