That horrible stuff that ends up on your face if you don't know how to shave properly, or if you're a mid teen and you decide not to shave for a while, then it grows all blotchy and the ladies WILL laugh at you.
"Look at that kid, he thinks he's cool because he hasn't shaved for a while, but really, he's only ended up with a major facial fungus problem"
"I guess that guy is retarded, as he's in his thirties and still has a facial fungus issue"
"I guess that guy is retarded, as he's in his thirties and still has a facial fungus issue"
by INST$NT CL$SS!C January 20, 2010
type of fungus that will be faded to ur face bc big noob. most times ur face will get coyotes pervaded by naturist feet fungi. u can wash it off.
ex: hey look at John! he was facial foot fungus.
John: rubs feet on candy face
candy: *implants a explosive bomb.*
John: rubs feet on candy face
candy: *implants a explosive bomb.*