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Engineers algorithm

The engineers algorithm is a simple set of instructions on what to do in a certain situation. For example if something is not ment to move but it is moving use duct tape. If it is still moving you have not used enough duct tape. On the other hand if something is ment to move but it isn't moving, use WD40. If it is still not moving used more WD40 and continuously hit it with a hammer until it moves.
Person 1: " I don't know why this isn't working, any ideas".

Person 2: " are you talking about your wife not getting out of bed or the bearing seizing up. Use the engineers algorithm for the bearing. And promise me you won't drown your wife with WD40 and hit her with a hammer."
by Bread_man69420 December 28, 2021
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double-engine

v. int. The act of submerging one's face in between two ample breasts, and rocking one's head side to side very rapidly while making noises that resemble an engine.
Sam always tried to double-engine Sally due to her enormous boobs.
by Ethan Lawson July 24, 2014
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search engine

A thing on the internet used to search through 1,000,000s of websites and only show the sites that contain a particular word/phrase that you enter.

Often used by teenagers to find free pornography.
Popular sites include: Google, Yahoo, and MSN.
by DEADSiM2 May 3, 2005
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Cocktail Engineer

Someone (usually a sales person) that doesn't have any true skills or technical ability but makes a living off of wining & dining clients, usually loaded with empty talk.
"We need a real technical salesperson, not a cocktail engineer."

"Boy, Kim & Shannon are just a couple of Cocktail Engineers, but they sure are fun!"
by sellerina February 18, 2010
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aerospace engineer

the most awsome kind of people there is and makes money off lies, cheating and deception.
hot chick: what do you do for a living?

aerospace engineer: im in the business of aerospace engineering, babe

hot chick:...{sound of panties dropping}
by aerospace engineering dude December 11, 2010
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engineered high

A drinking activity in which cranberry juice and vodka are mixed in a red plastic cup to obtain a drink like "fruit punch." This drink is a cheap way to obtain a buzz and it works. Engineered high was made popular in the song "Smoke Dat Weed" by Juicy J.
Man I'm so fucked up right now!!!!

Yeah I heard you went to that Purdue party last night and they gave you an engineered high!!
by Cary Squad April 4, 2007
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software engineer

A person that programs software.
Frank was a software engineer for Capital Gain Inc.
by Nicolai January 24, 2004
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