The engineers algorithm is a simple set of instructions on what to do in a certain situation. For example if something is not ment to move but it is moving use duct tape. If it is still moving you have not used enough duct tape. On the other hand if something is ment to move but it isn't moving, use WD40. If it is still not moving used more WD40 and continuously hit it with a hammer until it moves.
Person 1: " I don't know why this isn't working, any ideas".
Person 2: " are you talking about your wife not getting out of bed or the bearing seizing up. Use the engineers algorithm for the bearing. And promise me you won't drown your wife with WD40 and hit her with a hammer."
Person 2: " are you talking about your wife not getting out of bed or the bearing seizing up. Use the engineers algorithm for the bearing. And promise me you won't drown your wife with WD40 and hit her with a hammer."
by Bread_man69420 December 28, 2021
Get the Engineers algorithmmug. v. int. The act of submerging one's face in between two ample breasts, and rocking one's head side to side very rapidly while making noises that resemble an engine.
by Ethan Lawson July 24, 2014
Get the double-enginemug. A thing on the internet used to search through 1,000,000s of websites and only show the sites that contain a particular word/phrase that you enter.
Often used by teenagers to find free pornography.
Often used by teenagers to find free pornography.
by DEADSiM2 May 3, 2005
Get the search enginemug. Someone (usually a sales person) that doesn't have any true skills or technical ability but makes a living off of wining & dining clients, usually loaded with empty talk.
"We need a real technical salesperson, not a cocktail engineer."
"Boy, Kim & Shannon are just a couple of Cocktail Engineers, but they sure are fun!"
"Boy, Kim & Shannon are just a couple of Cocktail Engineers, but they sure are fun!"
by sellerina February 18, 2010
Get the Cocktail Engineermug. hot chick: what do you do for a living?
aerospace engineer: im in the business of aerospace engineering, babe
hot chick:...{sound of panties dropping}
aerospace engineer: im in the business of aerospace engineering, babe
hot chick:...{sound of panties dropping}
by aerospace engineering dude December 11, 2010
Get the aerospace engineermug. A drinking activity in which cranberry juice and vodka are mixed in a red plastic cup to obtain a drink like "fruit punch." This drink is a cheap way to obtain a buzz and it works. Engineered high was made popular in the song "Smoke Dat Weed" by Juicy J.
Man I'm so fucked up right now!!!!
Yeah I heard you went to that Purdue party last night and they gave you an engineered high!!
Yeah I heard you went to that Purdue party last night and they gave you an engineered high!!
by Cary Squad April 4, 2007
Get the engineered highmug. by Nicolai January 24, 2004
Get the software engineermug.