heart eyes

The way FP Jones and Alice Smith look at each other

me: hey, did you watch Riverdale’s new episode last night?
person: yes, I loved it, especially the FP and Alice part. They are so in love.
me: I know! They were totally giving heart eyes to each other the whole episode

by falicelove November 21, 2019

Short-eyes

Prisoner's word for child molester

The minute a short-eyes hits the shower in the Federal Hotel, he starts getting a taste of his own medicine.

by Blackwolf Morrow October 1, 2005

Eye rolling orgasm

When a person is having and orgasm and they roll their eyes to the back of their head.

Sly fucked me so hard and good,I had an eye rolling orgasm for they first time in my life!

by BigDickBandit77 March 30, 2020

Weaselly-Eyed Fuck

An individual who has a face which causes them to be mistaken as a weasel, most likely due to extremely squinty eyes. Known be knowledgeable alcohol buyers.

Tyler: Dude, Dave is such a Weaselly-Eyed Fuck.
Chris: I know, but he's pretty cool.

by MerchantofVenice3 May 14, 2011

POKING JUNIOR IN THE EYE

Simply said, having sex with a pregnant woman.

Billy Bob and Brad took turns with Angelina poking junior in the eye.

by mj_oblio September 12, 2005

blew eyes

When a person's eyes do not point in the same direction.
(one blew east, one blew west)

Me: You have blew eyes.
Jimbo: Um, no, they're definitely brown.
Me: ......

by wuddupomgomgomgomgFUCK March 14, 2007

eye map ness

Ask anyone to say “eye” and then spell “map” and then say “ness.”

So people will say this: "I am a penis"

Person 1: Hey dude, can you say “eye” and then spell “map” and then say “ness”?
Person 2: Okay sure.
Also Person 2: Eye map ness (I am a penis)

by galearic November 19, 2020