Eva Maria

She left looking for sun on the beach :(

Formula V: Eva Maria se fue buscando el sol en la playa
You: beaner

by IFuckingHateEve December 5, 2023

Eva

Eva is a beautiful, strong, intelligent, independent woman. Usually a Scorpio, an Eva is someone who will take care of everyone around them, even if they should be taking care of themselves instead. An Eva is also the kinkiest woman you’ll ever find. If you find an Eva, never let them go. Don’t fuck her over, she will come back with a vengeance.

Girl 1: Did you hear about what they did to Eva?
Girl 2: Yeah, Eva didn’t deserve that.

Girl 1: They say she started crying. Then redacted him

Girl 2: That’s so Evacore

by Thekking2702 December 9, 2023

Eva and Ethan

Eva and Ethan
The worlds most powerful couple if you ever see a Ethan and Eva you best be jealous because they are together forever they just get each other and they are themselves around each other Eva is the smart brains of the relationship Ethan is the muscle and looks of the relation ship but they both light up a room when they enter. Everyone wants to be them.

Girl#1: Who's that...
Girl#2: Oh that's Eva and Ethan aren't they cute together.
Girl#1: OMG yea I wish jack and I were that cute.

by Eva<3<3 December 18, 2022

Eva

She got her name from her best uncle. He’s the best!

Even though she doesn’t admit it, Eva thinks Matt, her uncle is so cool! She secretly wants to be just like him!

by Poua's husband January 3, 2023

Eva

Hot just Hot. Sometimes Gay and beautiful

EVA'S HOT

by IsimpforEva. July 3, 2023

Eva and Oliver

Literal cutest couple ever

Eva and Oliver are perfect together.

by Jeff 113421 July 18, 2023

Eva

STAY AWAY FROM A GIRL NAMED EVA PLS. THEY CAN NOT BE TRUSTED

#evahateclub

"omfg yeah i have a new bsf called Eva"
"Bitch drop her rn, never trust an Eva"

by an absolute slaggg July 23, 2023