Essential Ears

The sharp pain experienced due to wearing medical grade face masks for hours on end.

COVID may be causing you to quarantine, but at least it’s saving you from a case of essential ears.

by TheDrewthHurts April 20, 2020

Shrek Ears

Shrek ears

the use of facial masks because of Covid 19 will result in Shrek ears condition due to the elastic bands

by TRANSPORTCOP May 6, 2020

rough ears

Cchr1s has them.

Cchr1s has rough ears.

by Iplaydatrumpetjones October 11, 2020

Rabbit Ears

The inability to keep criticism from affecting the individual being scrutinized, or taking certain mentions personally once heard or read.

Michael Jordan had Rabbit Ears when the NYC Media was editorializing his play because he dominated the Knicks with impunity.

by Tribal_Warfare June 3, 2021

steerage ears

Dumbo shaped ears that stick out more east/west than north/south. They have to stick through the hairdo to count.

Great for grabbing onto while directing someone performing oral sex on you. Absolute control.

It's the hot chick on CNN with the blonde hair and steerage ears sticking out. She would be fun to hold onto.

by jakestewart291 October 28, 2021

elf ears!!!

Real elf ears are pointy ears, perfect for the renaissance festival!
People back back BACK in the day, thought elfs had magical powers 🧝 ♀️ 🧝 ♂️ 🧝

Ppl: look at her! It looks like she has REAL elf ears!!!
Ppl: are they real? Wow, the renaissance festival is full of crazy people!

by Bunny blue November 6, 2021

Daejon Ears

When something is said and another person hears something that’s not related to what was said

Person 1: “He loved trains”

Person 2: “YOU SAID TRANS??”

Person 1: “You got Daejon Ears”

by Plague Doctor SS September 8, 2021