Skip to main content

Dong Diving

When a girl (or other sexual partner) unbuttons your pants and exposes your genitals without any provocation and dives mouth open to said genitals.
We weren't alone for longer than 5 minutes till she went dong diving.

Dude you're hanging out with Claire tonight? she is a dong diver for sure
by Hazazz August 15, 2008
mugGet the Dong Diving mug.

pearl diving

to give the female oral sex also know as eating out this is the true and stright definition to pearl diving
mike"dam boy!,i went pearl diving last night"
rick"how was that shit"
mike"tasty imma head to her place again tonight"
by Roger .S January 13, 2008
mugGet the pearl diving mug.

drunk driving

see Senatoer Edward M. Kennedy (AKA Ted)
Ted Kennedy was drunk driving when Mary Jo Kopechne drown after a party on Chappaquiddick Island.

His son U.S. Representative Patrick J. Kennedy has fallen close to the tree as well; see the May 2006 Capitol Hill accident.
by I'm teh real Ali Baba May 24, 2006
mugGet the drunk driving mug.

muff diving

To eat out a pussy with a "muff", which is a jungle of pubic hair. This can sometimes result in embarassing situations in which people tell you that you have a pubic hair or two caught in your teeth. Not reccomended for people with standards.
Larry went muff diving once without the proper jungle-cutting equipment and got lost for days.
by Katttttttttt August 15, 2006
mugGet the muff diving mug.

driving to toronto

He always imagined that one day, he and his wife would be driving to Toronto. Driving to Toronto can be tough at first, but once you get the hang of it, it can be a lot of fun. Lubrication is advisable before driving to Toronto.
mugGet the driving to toronto mug.

beaver diving

yo man i went beaver diving with Daves mom last night
by Amar Mujadzic November 16, 2004
mugGet the beaver diving mug.

LWTWD (Leering While Texting While Driving)

The practice of a driver leering at another car whose driver is texting while driving (TWD), thus distracting the gawking driver. Thus, Leering While Texting While Driving (LWTWD).
I nearly rear-ended a semi while staring at some lady texting on her Crackberry while driving 80 miles per hour. LWTWD (Leering While Texting While Driving) is nearly as dangerous as TWD!
by DJ_Jagged June 29, 2009
mugGet the LWTWD (Leering While Texting While Driving) mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email