church drunk

A level of drunkness- generally refers to getting really weirdly drunk. Often church goers who rarely drink will reach this level during a night out on the town.

Used in a sentence; I'm for sure getting church drunk tonight.

by M.c.hammmered February 24, 2012

eyes wide drunk

Getting so inebriated it is only possible to focus on a conversation by opening ones eyes as wide as possible and not blinking.

"You shoulda seen Dave. He had so many lagers that he was eyes wide drunk during last night's banter."

by skgvati April 28, 2007

drungly

An ugly, obnoxious chick that attends a house party in an attempt to give head to the one guy that is drunk enough to let her touch his schlong. When she and her friends arrive, everybody asks the host why she was invited. Real men rarely touch drunglies, but it happens.

Man 1: "Dude, who invited the drungly!"
Man 2: "I don't know, but somebody should tell John to put down that beer before he makes a mistake."

by Jake Kot October 21, 2007

stupid drunk

To drink yourself into a state where you would qualify for the special olympics.

Man, we got stupid drunk last night!

by dirte June 12, 2006

drunk food

Food one eats when getting the beer munchies

After 8 beers i can sure go for some drunk food

by Ceese March 12, 2005

bike drunk

The state of being too blackout drunk to ride a bicycle, but too drunk to walk without it

Johnny was bike drunk, and had to lean on his cruiser in order to make it home saturday night.

by Uncle Mike April 5, 2007

drunk texting

A modern derivative of its cousin, drunk dial-ing, this involves sending text messages via cell phone to friends, girlfriends, sluts, just friends, etc., while in a drunken stupor.

Typically it is used on a desired member of the opposite sex, that is normally not desired during sober hours. This lame attempt to arrange a booty call results from the cowardice of the drunk texter, who fears actually making the drunk dial.

That grease monkey keeps drunk texting her every weekend at 2am.

by DougCrow January 3, 2006